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What do you do when you accidently wave to a scooter?

Yesterday, I was telling a friend about the Burgman. He wanted to know what made it a scooter.

"It's a step-through motorcycle," I said.

"What's that mean?"

"The gas tank's been moved under the seat; there's a gap there behind the handlebars." and I gestured with my hand, scooping out a "U."

"Oh. You've got a girl's bike!"

Cracked us both up. I never like the term "Maxiscooter." Sounds apologetic. Now I can say, "I've got a 650-cc "girl's bike" that's styled like a streamlined bathtub. It tops out at 110 and does 0-60 in 6.8."

(I wave, but I don't keep score.)

Don
 
I don't.:x

Actually, I'll wave it it could potentially be a cute chick. Not like it'd get me anywhere though. "Oh, you were that guy on that annoyingly loud EX500 that looked like shit, right? Later."
 
I don't.:x

Actually, I'll wave it it could potentially be a cute chick. Not like it'd get me anywhere though. "Oh, you were that guy on that annoyingly loud EX500 that looked like shit, right? Later."

What do you mean could be?
It's pretty obvious if it's a chick, because they're not wearing any gear.
PS, get a ducati.
 
Could be a buttaface.

Buy me a ducati?

I can't even get a loan for 3 grand right now. "Insufficient income"
 
<-------- It happened once. I got one finger of a wave up before i realized what I was waving too. I miss that finger, had to chop it off.
 
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