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What is your battlecry?

Lo! Who is that, striding on the tarmac! It is Yzsofst, hands clutching a mighty sword! He screams mightily:

"I'm going to beat you so forcibly, I will be high on life for years to come!"
 
Hark! Who is that, skulking over the desert! It is Mars, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts mightily:

"I'm seriously going to fuck you until armored tanks pull us apart!!"
 
Lo! Who is that, sprinting amidst the icy wasteland! It is Ezeekus, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He bellows gutterally:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I pillage like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

:laughing
 
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Skulking across the icy wasteland, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Indomitus! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"Hail the blood-letting! I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!"
 
Narf! Who is that, traipsing across the living room! It is Banditjon, hands clutching *censored* He grunts mightily

"FUCK YOU, LITTLE FUCKER-FUCKY!! I'M TRYING TO ASSIST THE HAPPY TIME!! GRROOOG!!!"


OR


"My mighty stomach chambers have already processed the grass people into a dee-lishus, grade A milk!!! I milk on thee!!! FFT!!"


OR


"Your testicular shrinky moment is worthless!! You have invoked an evil older than man!!! Older than croutons!! NOW I FEED!!!"
 
Striding across the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Frankenstein! And he gives a low bellow:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I destroy all in my path with reckless abandon!!!"
 
here is mine



Lo! Who is that, prowling across the tarmac! It is Morgan, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"
 
Zang! Who is that, running on the terrain! It is Gixxersix, hands clutching a burning branch! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to torment you so forcibly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
 
Skulking over the terrain, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Fay! And he gives a mighty scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I slice through beating hearts until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!!"
 
Who is that, prowling amidst the desert! It is Corb, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows apocalyptically:

"I'm going to beat you with such reckless abandon, you will polymorph into Catherine Hepburn!!" :wow :green


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Sprinting along the steppes, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Metalhead! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to clobber you until you turn inside-out, then make toast!"
 
Hark! Who is that, sprinting amidst the wasteland! It is Dano, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a gutteral bellow, his voice cometh:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I pillage until there is no more hope!!"
 
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

By the time you spit out most of those stupid battle cries, you've already been stabbed, shot, run over, decapitated, or sodomized.

anyways:

Stalking over the wasteland, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Rsrider! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"


sounds about right
 
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In the remote village of Fresno, V4 wearing Icon TiMax gloves while grasping a Starbuck Mocha Grande howls:

" shut up you biaatches...."

yes he does....
 
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In the remote village of Fresno, V4 wearing Icon TiMax gloves while grasping a Starbuck Mocha Grande howls:

" shut up you biaatches...."

yes he does....
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you have *got* to be the funniest fooker on Barf John.

yes you are

:laughing
 
Hark! Who is that, sprinting over the fields! It is Baptistro, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I bring darkness and mayhem like a river of pure piranha!"


:wtf
 
Lo! Who is that, stalking on the hotel lobby! It is Crzyquackgirl, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She grunts thunderously:

"I'm going to fuck you until you bleed puke!!!"

:laughing
 
Running along the steppes, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Morthrane! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I pillage until there is no more hope!!"
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It was all cool... except... chain link fence? WTF? :cry
 
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