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Whats in your Fortune Cookie?
- Thread starter westie
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Deeter
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Mine said:
"It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt . . . Then it's f*cking hilarious!"
"It's all fun and games till someone gets hurt . . . Then it's f*cking hilarious!"
Deeter
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badbad said:
Yes, but isn't it a Mr. Bungle lyric, and not from FTM?
lloyd
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- san francisco
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- 03 blue r1 (owned '00 rc51, '01 f4i, '98 f3, '89 katana6, '87 ysr50)
it says "nothing's free, you fag ! "
westie
Its Dethklok!
girish said:My roommate once got.. "Among the lucky, you are the choosen one"
Thats taped to the gas tank of my racebike. It helps.
Chink think you die alone(snicker, snicker)
Cincinnatus
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So true, so true.....MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
R1grrl
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R1grrl
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Thump said:
ahhhh.... that one is always my favorite... I seem to get it a lot ...
I guess they didn't buy the extra-special-mixed-lot of fortune cookies at the places I eat
Rogue
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"That wasn't chicken you just ate"
"You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products"
"Chinese proverb still say you very ugly"
"We hope the dog in the Wok was prepared to your satisfaction"
"Bruce Lee like cook kick your butt if you don't pay bill and leave big tip"
"What hard to understand waiter really try to say was your wife has face like pig"
"All road kill brought in fresh every morning"
"Sorry we give you wrong order but all tastes like chicken anyway"
"You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products"
"Chinese proverb still say you very ugly"
"We hope the dog in the Wok was prepared to your satisfaction"
"Bruce Lee like cook kick your butt if you don't pay bill and leave big tip"
"What hard to understand waiter really try to say was your wife has face like pig"
"All road kill brought in fresh every morning"
"Sorry we give you wrong order but all tastes like chicken anyway"
R1grrl
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rsrai said:
especially when everyone from work goes out to lunch together
R1Time
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- Oakland, CA. ~ Now Seattle, WA.
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- 00 Yamaha YZF R1 Blue,Bi-Zeta powered DM Midi 13hp silver/black
This one is hanging in a pouch holding my drum key on snare stand, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight,It's the size of the fight in the dog"