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Where the heck do I wash my bike?

rn00175

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ZX-4RR 40th Anniv. Edition
I have a garage but unfortunately no driveway. It’s one if those townhouses in Santa Clara where the garage door is right up the private drive of the area.

Can I wash my motorcycle at one of those manual self-serve car washes? Even then the logistics sound like a nightmare. I don’t wanna ride back on a wet seat and wet clothes. Bike is getting quite dirty by the day from a lot of riding (good problem to have lol)

I could bite the bullet and park it as close to my garage and hope people put up with it for the afternoon…
 
You don't need or want a water hose for a bike. Get Pledge (yes, that Pledge) for the plastics, and a moist microfiber towel to get the dirt layer off before you polish. Use WD-40 on a rag for wheels and dirty metal, staying well away from rotors. Only nerds and noobs take a hose to their bike!
 
I rarely wash my bike with a hose and bucket.
Rather, I use a spray detailer and microfiber towels and clean up after every ride.
 
Yes,. usually just original bike spirits and a.wipe down, but if it gets super dirty a bucket of soapy water and a few towels first, then the polish.

Could take the bike and some towels to the pay and spray to get the worst of it off, then polish it up I the garage once you get home.
 
Hose and bucket wash your bike whenever you want. Most motos are very water resistant. We ride in the rain after all. Don’t use a pressure washer as it can damage suspension, engine, and brake seals.

Waterless washes and detailers are good if your bike is reasonably clean. But using them on a caked-on dirt will scratch fairings. Also, keep them and any oils away from your brakes.
 
hmmm the wheels are getting pretty dirty but i’ll give it a wipe down with soapy water and towels first. To the self serve wash I go if I can’t get it clean then.
 
Coin wash with pressure washer. You can use a pressure washer fine, but make sure to keep it always moving and not too close. I've never had a problem with a PW on a bike except lifting stickers in rare occasions. WD40 areas where water sits that could be a problem. Relube chain, joints, etc. I PW a bike maybe once a year, if that...unless it's a new (used) purchase. Those get it right away and never after that. Dirt bikes get it much more frequently. Careful what degreasers you use too; some stain. Simple green is safest IME. Instead of waterless washes, I'd use an all-in-one liquid wax or glass cleaner. Used spray glass cleaner on race bikes at events which works well too. Luck be with ya!
 
Just give those filthy rims a good Ho Bath.
Lots and lots of baby wipes.
You don't even need to find a public restroom.
 
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I agree: Mike’s original bike spirits or whatever, aka Honda polish, does a damn good job.
 
Most garage floors slope towards the door, so you can do it at the edge of the garage and not impede traffic. Krud Kutter is by far the best moto cleaner I've used and I'm OCD about my bikes...ask Berto. The cheap electric PW don't have much gusto behind them and fine for moto cleaning with minimal water use (inside garage friendly). I follow up with a electric leaf blower (not too close) to get most of the water off (and push water outside), then ride around for 10 minutes. Then the detailing part begins.
 
+1 on the leaf blower. the EGO stuff has been great for that. Yah, Jon's a bit picky about his vehicles. Surprising he keeps me around as a friend.
 
I still wash my bike with a hose. If I needed to wash it remotely I have one of those rinse kit portable showers. If the bike really dirty or there are hard to scrub spots I will use VP Power Wash spray like the engine case, calipers, wheels, etc.. Let it sit for a bit and rinse the bike. Then I just put a bit of car wash soap and use a sponge or brush then rinse. Then I use an air compressor to dry it because I have the luxury to since it's a motorcycle.

If it's not too dirty I will use Honda Polish.
 
Get up early and get it done at your place.

Doing a deep clean followed by ceramic coating painted parts makes future cleaning simple.

That goes for wheels too.
 
The answer to OPs question is:

- Wherever you can sit in the shade peacefully with your bike for an hour or two


What you really need to research is:

- what products do I use to clean my bike?

And that is like asking what oil to use.
Everyone has a favorite, there are only a few wrong answers, use what your friends use, based on some trial and error and product availability.

Also, what type of bike? All plastic crotch rocket or all chrome cruiser ?

Going to a car wash? Don't want to ride on a wet seat? Bring a towel.

Just a pressure washer at a car wash alone will not really do a great job, you have to manually rub every surface to get it clean,
 
Spraying wd40 on the tires because water on the tires is a problem,,, will report back after the first corner lol
 
I’ve been washing every bike I’ve ever owned for decades at the self serve car wash, never had an issue.
Simply don’t do a direct blast to switches or anything that shouldn’t get a direct blast, should be obvious. Let the engine cool for a while before giving it a direct blast
Bring a rag to give the wheels a rub and carry paper towels or another rag to dry the seat and a few miles of riding afterwards to blow dry the rest.

My dirt bikes would get this treatment after every ride. Street bikes once per month or whenever needed.
 
I tried dry cleaning my V-Rod after showers, and road use..
I needed a water bath to clean the grit off first, but didn't do it, tried the polish route,
light coat of swirlies in the paint.

If I use a quarter car wash, I do take a towel to minimize water spots, dry the seat, ride home then buff it.
 
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