xgambit
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- Joined
- Apr 1, 2005
- Location
- San Francisco
- Moto(s)
- XB9s XB12s 1125CR 450SMR WR250X
- Name
- Chess
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- 2006 Barfie
im sure that you probably didnt already know that the s1000r is the greatest bike ever. if only someone would make a glowing thread about it so that the rest of us will know. but anyway, since most of you do not even know why its the greatest bike ever made, ive put together a list of reasons that ive found on the internet and in unbiased magazine reviews
the s1000r is so fast that it's the only bike who's lap times are expressed with a negative number
when you do a valve adjustment on a s1000r, the valves automatically get adjusted on any other bikes in the vicinity
actually, the valves on the s1000r never go out of spec, the specs get rewritten based on its valve clearance
normal dino oil automatically becomes synthetic when used in an s1000r. also its becomes fat free and tastes great over a salad.
the 1000 in the s1000r name actually denotes the bike's trap speed in miles per hour during 1/4 mile runs, i mean 1/8 mile runs
the s1000r is the only bike that backs it in with the front wheel
the s1000r doesnt pose at starbucks, starbuck poses next to it
the s1000r uses an rsv4 as a pitbike
you will never find a printout of a dyno sheet on an s1000r because they havent made a sheet of paper big enough for it
the s1000r is the only bike that can indicate a left turn and a right turn at the same time and then follow through
if you put an s1000r sticker on your toyota, toyota wont recall it because its already awesome
the s1000r is so awesome it collected jay leno
the s1000r can not only do a 12 oclock wheelie, but it can do the noon and midnight versions
im sure there's more so please post them as you find them
the s1000r is so fast that it's the only bike who's lap times are expressed with a negative number
when you do a valve adjustment on a s1000r, the valves automatically get adjusted on any other bikes in the vicinity
actually, the valves on the s1000r never go out of spec, the specs get rewritten based on its valve clearance
normal dino oil automatically becomes synthetic when used in an s1000r. also its becomes fat free and tastes great over a salad.
the 1000 in the s1000r name actually denotes the bike's trap speed in miles per hour during 1/4 mile runs, i mean 1/8 mile runs
the s1000r is the only bike that backs it in with the front wheel
the s1000r doesnt pose at starbucks, starbuck poses next to it
the s1000r uses an rsv4 as a pitbike
you will never find a printout of a dyno sheet on an s1000r because they havent made a sheet of paper big enough for it
the s1000r is the only bike that can indicate a left turn and a right turn at the same time and then follow through
if you put an s1000r sticker on your toyota, toyota wont recall it because its already awesome
the s1000r is so awesome it collected jay leno
the s1000r can not only do a 12 oclock wheelie, but it can do the noon and midnight versions
im sure there's more so please post them as you find them
