Witty Tombstone Epitaphs

[mototireguy]

Plan ahead.

What should yours say?

"Dang it's hot down here"

 

[Climber]

Not for me, but for some in the KS

 

[Climber]

Another good one.

 

[bojangle]

 

[bojangle]

 

[budman]

Some funny shit

John - FUCK YOU

Mine: "he flew low to the ground and now is in it"

 

[Akira-R]

Mine would probably say something like

"what are you doing here, i was cremated and dumped in the ocean"

 

[russ69]

I told you I was sick.

They said the cough would go away.

 

[rodr]

They should have put me in the humor section.

 

[westie]

My Mom always wanted,"At least I had fun."

 

[bojangle]

How about:

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

Or,

"But did you die?"

 

[Linty]

"Finally"

 

[westie]

I got this from a novel but thought it would be cool for mine. "Loathe and Love. This planet is murder."

 

[MC BumSlap]

Mel Blanc's is the best.

 

[nebulous]

Bet there are a dozen of these spread throughout the west funny the first time you see it.

 

[423yjl]