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Woman ‘tried to kill husband with poison in her pussy

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budgie45

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A WOMAN is accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison inside her private parts – then asking him to perform a SEX ACT on her.
The shocked 43-year-old hubby is now suing her for the alleged attempted assassination.

The woman, from Sao Jose do Rio Preto in Brazil, planted a toxic substance in her genitals then lured her husband to bed, local reports say.

But when she asked him to give her oral sex, he is said to have fled after noticing a strange smell.

The suspicious husband then took his wife, who has not been named, to hospital where doctors carried out tests and found she had ingested a poisonous substance.
 
many a men dream of dying while eating pussy
 
I've fled after noticing a strange smell plenty of times.
 
She should have let him finish, then stabbed him to death in his sleep, in self defense. Less suspicious that way.
 
The old Maiden has been in this boat more than once. When in DOUBT, plug your SNOUT!
 
Now, this is a good one, Irish. :thumbup

I swear I knew women that would do this kind of thing when I was young and trampin' about. I remember having my back to a young lass in my kitchen, and out of the corner of my eye, I noticed the glimmer of a butcher knife heading toward my kidney. Yeah, that nut would have poisoned her pussy for sure. :( (No, I didn't do anything to deserve getting stabbed.)
 
The Maiden returneth!

So many years...wasted. So much to catch up on!
 
Maiden 4EVA said:
The old Maiden has been in this boat more than once. When in DOUBT, plug your SNOUT!
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OH.MAH.GAWD.

You're back!!!!!! :banana :)

So many years away... I hope the pod lovelies were worth it!
 
Oh, also, I doubt the veracity of the story... if she put poison in her vajayjay, she would have poisoned herself, as well.
 
Killer pussy makes James Bond cry. :cry

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smell is one thing...

when something flies out of that va-jay-jay and something else comes out to snag it back inside, then i might have second thoughts about hitting it...
 
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