Not getting any pussy? I can help.... 1098

[Beauregard]

Everybody else getting laid because you're pulling in all the no-pussy? Yeah? Sucks don't it. Well take it easy brah, I'm about to fix that for you. Shit, when I'm done the rest of us will be praying for your leftovers because bitches will be jockin you so hard studs like me will look like the forever alone meme. Yeah, I said that shit because I mean it. So check it yo, step one: you cant afford a fuckin Ferrari so buy a Ducati. And because I love you I'll even show you which one...

2007 Ducati 1098: clean title in-hand with only 5800 miles this Duc has slip-on Termis, the ECU chip, BRG intake filter, and CRG levers. SOLD rear stand included.

 

[WeekEndWarrior]

Epic

 

[bunnygoat]

Negro, I beseech you.

 

[flying_hun]

Right up until the "1098" part I thought you were selling the HD I saw yesterday.

 

[Beauregard]

Right up until the "1098" part I thought you were selling the HD I saw yesterday.

I'm not ready to turn that bitch out... yet.

On another note, it has a ding on the left mid from Gary J. knocking it over in my driveway.

 

[Starshooter10]

rolfs.... I hate the sound of a ducs clutch but I just HAD to read this thread based on title alone....

 

[morthrane]

1098 will not get you laid

 

[auntiebling]

i'll give you $500 for the complete rear suspension/swingarm/wheel

no?

damn

 

[Hooli]

I'd rather have a real live high-maintenance Italian woman anyday over a high-maintenance Italian bike.

 

[auntiebling]

I'd rather have a real live high-maintenance Italian woman anyday over a high-maintenance Italian bike.

as if you have the choice

 

[flying_hun]

I'd rather have a real live high-maintenance Italian woman anyday over a high-maintenance Italian bike.

as if you have the choice

How's that "low maintenance" Honda working out?

 

[Bassem]

1098 will not get you laid

Ummmm.... Yes

 

[Hooli]

as if you have the choice

How's that "low maintenance" Honda working out?

:|

 

[2nsane]

What you got for us married folks Beau?

 

[medcheeker]

I'd rather have a real live high-maintenance Italian woman anyday over a high-maintenance Italian bike.

Damn the doll makers for making it necessary to qualify how we like our italian women! *raises fist in anger*

great price for a great bike.

 

[pmoney]

A+ on the title description lol

 

[DucatiHoney]

1098 will not get you laid

Yeah, but if I bought it, it'd probably get me laid, and that's the important part.

 

[Hooli]

Yeah, but if I bought it, it'd probably get me laid, and that's the important part.

Heather, you once told me that Italian bikes make you question your own sexuality.

 

[DucatiHoney]

Seriously...I'd do any one or thing on a 1098. I'd be OK just having sex with the 1098 too. I'm not sure how that would work, but I'd figure out something.

OK, I'm done post-whoring in here. I need to take a cold shower or watch some races or something. I've posted about my Lotus Elise earlier and then I see a 1098 thread. It's just. Too. Much.

 

[Ogg]

Any interest in short term rentals Beau?

I see profit in letting folks ride it past Heather's house.