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Not getting any pussy? I can help.... 1098

SpeedyCorky said:
damn $9k is a damn good dealio w/ all that shit on it; if it was black i'd consider the upgrade from my cbr1000rr......which btw; does get my laid.... i guess Hooli is just doing it wrong :confused


:teeth :laughing :twofinger :later
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I do know that your Honda is black, and that's what's getting you laid. Not your charming personality. :twofinger x 100
 
I high sided off the last Ducati rider I rode.

We wimmenz are NOT impressed. :x


:teeth
 
damn too bad the women your attracting are gonna jump off the bike and jump onto a 1198 when your at starbucks!
 
DucatiHoney said:
The 1098 has competition.

(must read to fully embrace the ad) Honestly, I'm torn.
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Read it and loved it!


Seats? this cocks*cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.:rofl:rofl

I'd still buy the duck but as far as epic ads he's winning!
 
morthrane said:
1098 will not get you laid :)
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Sure it will... well that a Cappuccino and $240.00 taken over to the local asian massage parlor... just saying
 
schweet bike
I'd get it if I didn't have a similar intimidating machine already.
 
I would get it but My wife said I can no longer get any other pussy. Sorry
 
Hooli said:
I do know that your Honda is black, and that's what's getting you laid. Not your charming personality. :twofinger x 100
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well DUH; thats why i only wanted Beau's if it was black - aint no sissy red bike gonna get me da high class hoes
 
i wasnt have a quantity problem when i rode the green zx6/7R bikes; but the quality of women has for sure increased since i went to black :teeth
 
SpeedyCorky said:
i wasnt have a quantity problem when i rode the green zx6/7R bikes; but the quality of women has for sure increased since i went to black :teeth
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You think black works well... Try black with candy red flames:):party
 
SpeedyCorky said:
i wasnt have a quantity problem when i rode the green zx6/7R bikes; but the quality of women has for sure increased since i went to black :teeth
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You think black works well... Try black with candy red flames:):party
 
Beauregard said:
Actually dudes also want to touch MD when I ride the 1098. It's that fucking hot.
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It's pretty funny...it's actually a Dude magnet! My friend made the comment "Ducati's and Ferrari's aren't chick magnets, they're dude magnets". sure enough, I'm at bux the very-next-day and who do I see taking pics of the 1098S? A guy....

GLWS Beau! Funnest damn bike I've ever owned! I NEVER ride mine and yet, I can't bring myself to sell her, just cause it's so damn sexy.
 
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