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Not getting any pussy? I can help.... 1098

11:38PM and it's STILL funny to me! Only a "for sale" thread from Beau would turn into this!
 
okay...what if the girl rides and she wants to ride it...and THEN you get laid after you let her ride it ? Does that work??


Nice bike!

:)
 
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nahh...you wouldn't be used..just the benificiary of a female who just got off a hot bike and now wants some hot fun!!! So let her ride it like she stole it..but be there when she parks it in the garage and wants to ride....errr...welll...you know....:teeth
 
nahh...you wouldn't be used..just the benificiary of a female who just got off a hot bike and now wants some hot fun!!! So let her ride it like she stole it..but be there when she parks it in the garage and wants to ride....errr...welll...you know....:teeth

I let a girl ride the bimmer once and she got off and wanted to go get an early bird dinner :cry

Nice fucking ad Beau. :laughing
 
With this post, its the 4190th view ... am pretty sure thats going to be a record && that just for what :drool ?? a pu$$y :flame ... oopsssssssss no, a DUKAAATEEEEEE ..
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someone buy this nice bike OR give me 9K

Ok seriousness : OP, where is the rear seat? Is it included. I mean in order to achieve the prime objective (as state here, why someone should buy this bike a rear seat is essential than a cowl).

This is getting good. :)
 
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I don't have any money, I just wanted to be a part of this epicness....
 
Or everybody looking at this is married. Speaking from experience married men:
1) Have no cash.
2) Bringing home a Ducati actually is a major factor in NOT getting laid (at least temporarily).

Trust me, I've tested this and these are my direct results.
 
LOL I remember back striking up a conversation with a ducati owner. I told him my dad had owned a Twingle, he looked at me like I was some tweeker..
 
So, I assume everyone here is getting all the pu**y they can handle. Beau, back to you.

Sorry man, I was too busy getting laid to post a timely response.

Got a BARFer looking at the bike today.

you takin Trades Beau?

09+ R1 or 08+ CRB1000rr plus maybe a little scrilla on your end.
 
Tell the seller than if he wants titz with his pussy, to come my way for a complete bolt on ohlins kit!! pussy and titz, all he needs is a nice tite italian ass to ride!!
 
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