AI Generated Image Thread

[lizard]

Did you know there’s an arc d’triomphe in Astana? It’s called the Triumphal Arch Mangilik El.

Cops still up my ass!

 

[DucatiHoney]

Starpower has been suspended by a quick and unanimous moderator vote for violation of TOS 4.7...below for reference.

Members shall not post images containing, nudity, partial nudity, sexual acts, or depiction thereof, questionable images should be linked and not directly visible in a thread. This link, and if possible the thread title, should carry a warning that such material may be offensive to some. The general application being NWS = "Not Work Safe". BARF is primarily an adult community, but there are younger Members, and a vast number of Visitors that may come to BARF through links and search engines.

We've had to address another member on here too for his selection of material. It's not a locker room, your garage, or your mom's basement. Let's keep it clean and creative, please.

 

[byke]

Ah jeez here come the orderlies to regulate our cookies(and butts)!

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[lizard]

Do you remember in First Blood when John Rambo just wanted to eat something and that donut-eater told him to move on?

Guess what. Astana donut-eaters must’ve loved that scene cuz they escorted me out of town. So I drove goddamn 11 hours to Almaty - largest city in Kazahkstan.

Now I’ve got a cop chopper up my ass. At least I got a selfie with the Government House of Kazakh Soviet Socialist Republic

I need to get a bite. Hungry!

 

[lizard]

So found a street vendor cooking shashlik

Shashlik, or shashlyck (Russian: шашлык) is a dish of skewered and grilled cubes of meat, similar to or synonymous with shish kebab. It is known traditionally by various other names in Azerbaijan, the Caucasus, Eastern Europe and Central Asia, and from the 19th century became popular as shashlik across much of the Russian Empire and nowadays in the Russian Federation and former Soviet Union republics.

So delicious!

 

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Dang it what did I miss ?

 

[lizard]

Um…

I’ve got a sitch

 

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Not paying enough attention to his lady

 

[lizard]

I pay off the cops and now gotta deal with Kazahk mafia. Yay for me

 

[lizard]

I packed gold bars in the Vic, tossed a few bars to the mafia and off I go.

 

[lizard]

Now I’ve got Kazahk SWAT up my ass. And a hotness walks by. Should I roll with her?

 

[lizard]

I whisper my signature pick up line (100% success rate) out the window to her:

“Do you know the difference between cheetahs and leopards?”

She turns around and pulls out an AK from under her mink.

Oops, I’m toast. Signature pick up line now under 100%.

 

[lizard]

Had the windshield replaced and drove to a bar. Brakes went out. Drove thru the front door. Oops.

 

[berth]

Emotional Support Panther

 

[SFMCjohn]

hunky Mr Jesus easter bunny generative AI:

 

[SFMCjohn]

frank the bunny easter generative AI:

 

[byke]

Dang it what did I miss ?

Half of dickbutt.

 

[augustiron]

For the record, I did not "report" the post in question I just knew the baphammer would come down on it and posted my "bap" comment.

I understand why this forum keeps it clean, but I also don't have much of a problem with a lot of R rated material.

Carry on AI overlords.

 

[lizard]

So decided to EXFIL Kazahkstan. INFIL-ed into Krygystan. And decided to traffic some weapons. Why not? YOLO, bro!

Ala Archa Gorge is so pretty. On the way to Bishkek for horse stew.

 

[lizard]

Security checkpoint - Ala Archa Gorge.

I’m punchin’ it!!!