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It’ll rub out.

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I commissioned Rembrandt to paint my beloved Crown Vic. Then sold the painting for US$87 million.

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Another commission of mine is on exhibit at the Louvre including a 1995 Ford Crown Vic with zero miles.

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Now I’ve got Kazahk SWAT up my ass. And a hotness walks by. Should I roll with her?

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Remember Miss Fur Coat?

Well, with the sale of my Rembrandt for US$87,000,000, I reserved the Presidential Suite at the 8-Star (not kidding!) Bishkek Peninsula Hotel for $100K a night and flew in Miss Fur Coat. Life is good, bros!

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Dom Perignon 1937, its a panty-dropper :love

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With the Crown Vic undergoing a complete nut and bolt resto, had to walk to explore street food in Bishkek. Searching for beshmarak (horse stew). Bought a foot file for my Kazahk hotness - she has soft feet but they could use a little filing and Shea butter. As you can see, I never miss pec day.

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Looks like I’m gonna get rolled by Kyrg thugs:

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I packed gold bars in the Vic, tossed a few bars to the mafia and off I go.

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Do you remember the gold bars in the trunk of the Crown Vic? ^^^^

I made a call to a guy who made a call to another guy who called a guy and had the gold and also the $87 mil I made from the sale of my ‘brandt delivered to my 8-star baller suite.

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Crown Vic fully restored. Nut and bolt. All NOS parts. I jumped in, hit START button :)

It's 1,652 kilometers to Tashkent, I’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and I’m wearing sunglasses.


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Somewhere between Beshkek, Kyrgystan and Tashkent, Uzbekistan.

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I see a hitchhiker ahead… As I get closer…

God. Damn. You.. ARE. kidding me!

Should I punch it or pull over?

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So I picked up the hitchhiking hotness and drove like a mad man to Tashkent. Hit 140 as I flew past the Amir Temur Mausoleum Gur-i Amir Сomplex :)

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Ford called me after seeing this thread and asked if I’d be interested in buying 500 undelivered 2001 Ford Crown Vic Police Interceptors. I wired them 1 mil ;-)
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And they’re guarded by two Schutzhund 3 European bred Belgian Malinois named Batman and Robin, imported from a Schutzhund club in Rothenburg Ob Der Tauber.
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I traded the Crown Vic for a 1977 Dodge Monaco Police Interceptor (440 Magnum :love). Crossed the border into Tajikstan. Got a tail on my ass :rolleyes

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Punched it. Hit 155 on the certified speedo. Shed the tail but now have three choppas on my ass. Shit never ends.

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