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An apology

^^oh go ahead and click it, it is ant after all and i'm still laughing without ever having got past the first photo no lie!:laughing
 
Everybody brings joy to a room, some, by entering, others, by going away

--S
 
Ant said:
So you lied when you told me my dress doesn't make me look fat? :(
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Your dress doesn't make you look fat, sweetie.

Your gigantic ass makes you look fat. :|
 
afm199 said:
I know some of you think that I have been insulting and just want to say:

If you stopped being a hideous fuck for one fucking minute, somebody might want to love you.

The best part about you is that you're both half-witted and awful looking. That's probably why nobody likes you.

Everybody has a heinous time whenever you're around.
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But you PROMISED id enjoy it just as much without using lube. And YOU lied, it hurt like hell!!! So... dont get your depends in a bunch, its your fault.:x























....... wait, what?
 
this is better than reading a hallmark card...

:laughing
 
For others like myself who happen to be busy today and just don't have the time to read every thread:

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IN SUMMARY OF OUR TOP STORIES TONIGHT

While on his way to a Woody Allen movie at Phiwip Seymor Hoffman's apartment Budman got a bigass ticket by fwee pitbulls on herowin. Wefty was found unconscious laying on the bafwoom fwoor with a dildo stuck in his wectum stated by an unarmed BART officer who arrived on the scene.

Barbara Walters
ABC News, New York
 
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Ant said:
IN SUMMARY OF OUR TOP STORIES TONIGHT

While on his way to a Woody Allen movie at Phiwip Seymor Hoffman's apartment Budman got a bigass ticket by three pitbulls on herowin. Wefty was found unconscious laying on the bathroom floor with a dildo stuck in his Wectum stated by an unarmed BART officer who arrived on the scene.

Barbara Walters
ABC News, New York
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Post of the Day.®
 
Ant said:
For others like myself who happen to be busy today and just don't have the time to read every thread:

IN SUMMARY OF OUR TOP STORIES TONIGHT

While on his way to a Woody Allen movie at Philip Seymor Hoffman's apartment Budman got a bigass ticket by three pitbulls on heroin. Lefty was found unconscious laying on the bathroom floor with a dildo stuck in his rectum stated by an unarmed BART officer who arrived on the scene.
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...while singin "america the beautiful" in arabic while chugging a Coke. The unarmed bart officer wanted to leave the scene and chase down an unknown CHP officer who was apparently stealing peoples money, AND german sheppard puppies for some unknown "cause".


.... more at 11
 
Ant said:
For others like myself who happen to be busy today and just don't have the time to read every thread:

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IN SUMMARY OF OUR TOP STORIES TONIGHT

While on his way to a Woody Allen movie at Phiwip Seymor Hoffman's apartment Budman got a bigass ticket by fwee pitbulls on herowin. Wefty was found unconscious laying on the bafwoom fwoor with a dildo stuck in his wectum stated by an unarmed BART officer who arrived on the scene.

Barbara Walters
ABC News, New York
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Mohr:thumbup
 
whatever dude. You knew what you were getting into by coming over.
 
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