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An apology

May you be molested by a herpetic bigamist in your butt cushion.
 
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your spunk dumpster had a password, it would be 'abc123'.
 
I know some of you think that I have been insulting and just want to say:

If you stopped being a hideous fuck for one fucking minute, somebody might want to love you.

The best part about you is that you're both half-witted and awful looking. That's probably why nobody likes you.

Everybody has a heinous time whenever you're around.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'd like to take this moment to say you're so old you fart dust.
 
I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your spunk dumpster had a password, it would be 'abc123'.

"Mom!!! Great grandpa Ernie got into the whiskey again, and he's blabbering on about trash cans with passwords!"

:love

You make obscenity into an art form.
 
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with all due respect to OP, dudes a little like macarther and piedmont - dark, quiet and benign, or total cluster fuck.

I'm a national treasure, kinda like Hanford Nuclear Facility.
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'd like to take this moment to say you're so old you fart dust.

I'm inclined to believe you like visiting the farm a tad too much.
 
my 4 legged partners suggest we come over and save the furry ones.
Is it too late?
 
laughing:smilie=diabolical? satisfied? personal? Alzheimers indicative?
 
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