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Any beds that don't squeak during sex?

NorCalAthlete said:
Good box spring + tall mattress + put it in the corner + line the 2 walls with pillows. Liberator black label furniture if you needed the bed frame for other reasons.
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Liberator?? Pete's clearly been in this situation before. My Ninja! :thumbup :laughing

Any metal frame will squeak especially one of those standard thin folded metal frames. You could check the spots and line with felt I guess.

Helping girl I'm dating put togher her Ikea bed because if this very issue :laughing
 
nbean16 said:
Seems like no matter what type of bed I own it's noisy as shit. Switched to just frame and padded headboard, still bangs and makes lots of noise. Got rid of that and just got a really nice looking scandanavian designs wood frame that seemed really sturdy, nope, squeaky as all hell. Thinking it has to be a platform bed now, but I just know I will get one and it will be just as damn noisy.

Any ideas or just forgo the whole nice looking bed and go mattress right on floor college style?
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Without going through the thread, my first guess would be any bed that Dubbs sleeps on.
:twofinger
 
On a practical note, try putting the person who weighs the least on top.

I remember when my current wife and I were dating, the bed would end up on the other side of the room. :party
 
Haha one position is not an option.
 
nbean16 said:
Haha one position is not an option.
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Hey, not all air mattresses are twins. When I had to move on short notice, I had to make due with queen size air mattress that could have gotten the job done, I think. :D I never tested it out with sexy time but I'm a toss and turner and the bed ain't a squeaker.

It's not fancy but you asked for quiet, not fancy.:x:party
 
So what weight oil are you using? Synt or Dino?:party:party:party
 
nbean16 said:
Seems like no matter what type of bed I own it's noisy as shit. Switched to just frame and padded headboard, still bangs and makes lots of noise..
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Did you get the tape from the neighbor with the recorded banging noise?

I have a tape deck BTW, we can play it.

I know--tape deck, RIGHT??? It's a TEAC BTW.
 
Kurosaki said:
Hey, not all air mattresses are twins. When I had to move on short notice, I had to make due with queen size air mattress that could have gotten the job done, I think. :D I never tested it out with sexy time but I'm a toss and turner and the bed ain't a squeaker.

It's not fancy but you asked for quiet, not fancy.:x:party
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Well im not doing an air mattress but that wasnt really directed towards your suggestion. If i was gonna do an air bed, id probably just go mattress on the floor.
 
Whatever you do dont get it from ikea. Too much bump and grind and you literally strip the screw holes out of that cheap ass compressed particle "wood".

I'd recommend anything without legs. You need a very sturdy base if you get one with any significant height.
 
nbean16 said:
Seems like no matter what type of bed I own it's noisy as shit. Switched to just frame and padded headboard, still bangs and makes lots of noise. Got rid of that and just got a really nice looking scandanavian designs wood frame that seemed really sturdy, nope, squeaky as all hell. Thinking it has to be a platform bed now, but I just know I will get one and it will be just as damn noisy.

Any ideas or just forgo the whole nice looking bed and go mattress right on floor college style?
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I find that a well positioned pile of Dead Hookers and STrangled CLowns makes an EXCELLENT mattress for about 3 weeks. After that you REALLY need to change your content or the smell kind of makes it hard to fuck no matter WHAT kind of mask you are wearing.
 
I'm a bit late, but I would strongly recommend that you ask Dubbington what kind of bed he has. I can guarantee you that it has never squeaked during sex. :teeth
 
Lunch Box said:
I'm a bit late, but I would strongly recommend that you ask Dubbington what kind of bed he has. I can guarantee you that it has never squeaked during sex. :teeth
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Oh snap!!! Haha
 

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