Is it time for a drink yet
Oh, I for one can say that I have never, ever, ever had any alcohol and then rode a motorcycle the same day. EVER.
I have, however, had a couple of martinis, sat on the VFR800 in the garage and practiced something or other

only to forget that the side stand was up and then I was promptly dumped by the bike

I was trapped, trapped I tell ya
I have also, however, been a drunk pillion on more than one occasion.
And, I did cop a DUI years ago in the car. And I have had alcohol and driven since then.
Like I said, is it time for a drink yet
Oh, Canyonrat, don't race on public highways and byways please
thank you, thank you very much