Fuck Face Officer Silveria.
Doing the grizzley peak/skyline/redwood route. Got to damn near the bottom of skyline when i pass officer fuck face. Give him a wave. Doesnt wave back im like fuck it oh well least i tried. Turn around waitin on the rest of our little group. Cop gets outa sight. Turn around again and hes fuckin smashin twoards us (guess he thought if it looked like he was outa sight he could catch us speeding, or whatever). Know that one part of skyline where all the people park their cages is coming up so i try to pull over real quick and just get off the bike so he doesnt fuck with me and drives past or what ever. But hes already on my ass and fuckin pulls in right behind me. Asked me what the speed limit was, i threw out a random # "35mph" hes like no, how fast were u going. "45mph" hes like a little faster than that. Im like ok what ever. Has me there for no shit a good hour and 1/2. Finally, since i have school at 1 im like cant you cut me some slack, got out the military not 2 long ago, unemployed, going to school full time. Hes like ya ill tell you about it when i finish up here. Im like ok. Finally after god knows how long, not exagerating people, he comes over and says looks like i ran outa paper i have to do this the old fassioned way. Ask again cant you just let me go yada yada, hes like what did i tell u earlier, when im done ill explain it 2 you. Im like ok. Writes it all up. Says 2 fix it tickets (no licinse no registration) hes like why dont you have them. Im like the last cop that pulled me over forgot to give em back. SHowed him my insurance. And the last one was unsafe vehicle (full track plastics, meaning no lights) and he said my tires were too bald. The front one i was planning on replacing fairly soon but in my eyes were still good enough. The rear one has like under 300 miles on it which pissed me off some more. Im like ok could be worse, sign the citation. Hes like your vehicle is unsafe to drive so you cant ride it home. Im like so... hes like im impounding it. Im like so how are you cutting me any slack. Hes like i could arrest you for not having ur licinse (which i donno if thats true or not, had my regular licinse anywayz but ya). Im like k what ever this guys a fuckin dick. So how am i supposed to get home. Hes like you were a marine right, adapt and over come. Im like oh you know about that huh, how long did ya serve 4, "dont worry about it". Im like ok. Hes like you can go. Im like ok can i have my shit (proof of insurance and drivers licinse) back. Hes like oh almost forgot. Im like dont worry about it, 2 of the 3 citations you gave me are because the last cop forgot to give it back as well. Doesnt say anything. Im just sitting there waiting 4 my ride and the tow truck guy. Pretty steamed. Tow truck guy comes, pretty nice guy, probably knows im no in the best of moods but ya i wasnt mad at the guy at all just doin his job, not like he decided that the cop wanted to have him take it. But ya, so he takes it and what not. Leaves, im still waiting there with teh cop, hes just i have no idea what hes doing. And im just so pissed i start letting em fly. Start cursing the shit out of him. Fuck you this n that, you fuckin POG reservist bitch fuck your mom yada yada. He has like a shocked look on his face. And just keeps saying ok ok, ill see you again, im like yup you will on the same bike with nothing changed, i aint fixing shit fag. Then he says semper fi and takes off. Pretty much the end of the story. Moral is, if hes taken everything already curse him out . Now i need to pay like 224 dollars or somethin to get it out of the two yard and i donno how much the unsafe vehicle ticket is. THe other two are fix its so 20 dollars for those. I hate this guy . And fuck all you guys who are gonna say, you shouldnt have been breaking the law. Not like im going mid night riding with no lights. Theres barely any cars up there anyhow. Why didnt he pull over the SUV who almost went head on with me cuz he decided he wanted to get into my lane. Fuck Silveria. END
,no but i would have it out already if i had a truck. I need to find somebody with a truck to give me a ride. Not necesarrily take it home in the truck just go there and make it look like thats what were doin 
Like Kameron said, you could be in lock up right now.