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Entoptic

Entoptic

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Parking in SF sucks and you take what you can get. I know this because i used to own a truck and would have to take odd but legal spots often. I would often get the classic "fuck you" note for what looks like a messed up park job but at the time I parked i was just working with the space I had. Then a car next to mine leaves and the parking job i did looks like i screwed two other people outta parking.

Fast forward to last night. A mini cooper parks at the end of a street right up and kinda over the cross walk. I pull in behind it with my motorcycle and there is room on both sides of me. Well the cooper leaves and now it looks like I parked my bike to block any car from parking. This is common in SF but lots of people just see red instead of thinking. I come out to my bike this morning and someone had poured teriyaki sauce all over my seat and tank which dripped over everything and of course the note.

"you asshole! Learn how to park your motorcycle correctly so others can fit. Enjoy the teriyaki"

They must have been enviromentalist because they threw the teriyaki plastic cup in the trash next to my bike!

At least my bikes smells like a chinese restaurant while I am riding.
 
Thats effed up. I get upset when I bad parking jobs and have to realize I don't know what happend before I got there. Rather than vandalizing I might direct people politely to this site with a piece of paper. :)

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Sorry to hear about that. Folks always jump to conclusions, but it sounds like this guy had some self-important thing to get to or is frequently annoyed by the SF parking situation too. Where did this happen, btw?
 
Yeah, I always hate parking next to fucked up parking jobs, because you know some asshole will come along and blame it on you.. I can see the BARF thread now.. "some asshole in a BMW parked like he owned the parking lot, so I kicked the shit out of his door, he had it coming"
 
Considering there are 70,000 more cars registered in SF than there are parking places and that isn't including people coming in from "out of town", it's pretty easy to understand why people get upset when something like this happens. Perhaps consider that when you park between vehicles and park at the edge of the space regardless of the size of the car already occupying it?

Just a thought
 
lol at SF parking... or just SF in general. :laughing
 
There's a Hawk on Hayes and Buchanan that had paint poured over it. Be thankful for Teriyaki.
 
awww man that sucks. ugh! sorry to see that happen.
 
maybe a neighbor had been eyeing the bike since a while? if it has a loud exhaust..

Or maybe you just live in a crappy neighborhood...
 
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SAMCRO now using teriaki sauce to intimidate and manipulate the local citizens.:nerd
 
I saw a knocked over bike on Upper Market this morning. I'll take terriblyyucky sauce on the seat over a knocked over bike. Also, once again I love my landlords for letting me park in the yard and my boss for giving me a parking space at work.
 
Fuck San Francisco!!! :twofinger
 
people suck. At least you can wash it off.

meanwhile, there are 6 motorcycle spots directly in front of my house, 3 on each side of the street. However, even though these spots are never full, the scooters on the block insist on parking 2 inches from a car, 10 feet from the motorcycle spots... :dunno
 
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