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Chp Towed My Bike Got Question ?

abemack said:
Both legs over the headlight
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:p you mean a high chair wheelie?
 
LMAO WTF MAT3!!!!
CAPITOL LETTERS MAKE MY MESSAGE SEEM LOUD AND IMPORTANT!!!1 HAHAHA LMAO LOLL !!!!111
 
abemack said:
Both legs over the headlight,1 leg kick out , and supermans on the gas tank
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Those look better if done in your backyard.

On a sawhorse.


At night.



It'll bring all the hawtiez to your yard.


Trust us.








No, really. Try it.


















Oh, and could you post whenever you think you might be on the road, just so we'll all know? We'd like to plan in advance to... er... admire you. Yeah, that's it; admire you.
 
I say this with all the love in my heart.........


Too bad the CHP didn't push the bike over the side of the bridge and then take you to jail in the Castro.




oh wait, sorry..............




TOO BAD THE CHP DIDN'T PUSH THE BIKE OVER THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE AND THEN TAKE YOU TO JAIL IN THE CASTRO.
 
abemack said:
Both legs over the headlight,1 leg kick out , and supermans on the gas tank
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On a bridge?

I was going to suggest you get your license real quick and get the bike back, but you don't really belong on a bike.
 
Squidly McSmearstain said:
TOO BAD THE CHP DIDN'T PUSH YOU OVER THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE AND THEN TAKE THE BIKE TO JAIL IN THE CASTRO.
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I fixed it for you. :teeth
 
donjumpsuit said:
Man,


Can't a anyone have any fun anymore?
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Motorcycles are fun. Motorcycles intensify the exuberance of youth and revive the hooligan in us older riders. They're fast. Being on a motorcycle makes it virtually impossible to adhere to speed limits. They make slicing and dicing through traffic a pleasure. They can turn a simple errand into an event. Ride a bike and have fun......



But don't be a stupid, idiotic fucktard when you ride. The street is not your personal playground where you can decide to do whatever you want whenever you want wherever want. Use a little bit of common sense before you decide to have some fun.

And for fuck's sake, get your license and wear some gear.

Stunts are cool, but not everywhere at any time.
 
Years ago my dad got pulled over in LA for stunting on his Honda Rebel 450 and had it impounded because he did not have a M1 license endorsement. For years I told my dad he needed to get his M1 license but he told me I didn't know jack shit and to shut my pie hole.

Pops changed his tune and was suddenly nice to me when the police told him he needed someone with a M1 license like me to help bail out his bike from the impound yard so being the good son I am I helped bail him out. Cost my dad a 12-pack. Damm geezers ain't got no respect for authority.
 
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abemack said:
BAD DAY I WAS STUNTIN ON THE BAY BRIDGE GOT PULLED OVER, THE THING IS I GOT NO LICENSE THE BIKE IS IN MY NAME THOUGH, OFFICER WAS COOL ONLY GAVE ME SPEEDING TICKET BUT HAD TO TOW BECAUSE I HAD NO LICENSE, NO 30 DAY HOLD THANK GOD ! NOW MY QUESTION IS CAN I GET THE BIKE OUT WITH A BUDDY OF MINES SINCE HE HAS A VALID M1 LICENSE AND IS AN INSURED RIDER WILL THEY RELEASE IT TO ME WITH HIM DRIVING IT OUT THE IMPOUND, ANY FEEDBACK MUCH APPRECIATED THANKYOU
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:laughing

9/10 on the troll-meter! :thumbup

I like how you hit multiple hot buttons while maintaining credibility, +1 for the caps lock.
 
not smart..you are lucky he didn't tow it for 30 days and book you.
 
There is really no need to pile on, but what the fuck? It's Monday, and I am bitter cuz I had to get up for work today.

Why don't you have a license? Is that circle just too damn hard for you? I mean, you are good enough to stunt, shouldn't the license be a breeze for you?

I won't go so far as some and say you don't belong on a bike, but I will say that if you lack the self control or (not so) common sense to at least be cool when you are not legal, than you need to work on your judgement. Unless you like hamburger legs. MMmmm.. Hamburger :drool
 
What a bozo. Stunting on public roads. And no license in the bargain. You asked for it. Take your stunting off public roads. It's bad for for the rest of us. And get your license and some insurance and make yourself legal. And change your attitude about how you ride on the street. You sound like a funeral just itchin' to happen.
 
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}Dragon{ said:
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WARNING: No attempting to spin bowler-hat-shaped UFOs with large cannons on sticks near the heads of leprechauns with painful poles up their butts allowed!
 
You were on a motorcycle and you didn't attempt to even out-run or lose the guy?* Man, you need to learn how to ride, not stunt!



* Indicates a sarcastic remark
 
Just got the beast out of the pound ! hit me hard though in the pocket, I know it is just a fraction of how much the fines and tickets will be. I will be taking all the advice given on this thread into deep consideration, wise judgment is something i need to work on for sure ! Dam glad to have my gixxer back :teeth
 
Galvatron said:
NO AND THEN
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a-a-and then along came jo-ohn, along came jo-ohn, slow walkin' cool talkin' long thin jo-ohn.
 
Squidly McSmearstain said:
Motorcycles are fun. Motorcycles intensify the exuberance of youth and revive the hooligan in us older riders. They're fast. Being on a motorcycle makes it virtually impossible to adhere to speed limits. They make slicing and dicing through traffic a pleasure. They can turn a simple errand into an event. Ride a bike and have fun......



But don't be a stupid, idiotic fucktard when you ride. The street is not your personal playground where you can decide to do whatever you want whenever you want wherever want. Use a little bit of common sense before you decide to have some fun.

And for fuck's sake, get your license and wear some gear.

Stunts are cool, but not everywhere at any time.
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+1...everyone is trying not to grill you *welll...some* but yeah...this sums it up:

do the crime, pay the fine....for you, it was bad timing and youre pretty lucky *and everyone mentioned this* that the CHP let you off easy...

oh yeah...nice post Squidly...if i i had mojo, i'd give it to you...

donjumpsuit..this is BARF....99% track dayz stunna pwning the n00bz on the streets :p ahaha jk.....
 
nweaver said:
We're not.
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oh come on yes y'are cuz soon it'll be back in the impound and you can go to the police auction and bid 200 dolla on it.... pagin stan23!:shhh


seriously tho do yourself all a favor.. GET YOUR M1
 
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}Dragon{ said:
I just have to ask the OP... Where did you go to school to get ur edge-ah-ma-K-chee-on?
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^^WHOA^^
 
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