• There has been a recent cluster of spammers accessing BARFer accounts and posting spam. To safeguard your account, please consider changing your password. It would be even better to take the additional step of enabling 2 Factor Authentication (2FA) on your BARF account. Read more here.

Coal Rolling?

Archimedes

Archimedes

Fire Watcher
Joined
Aug 26, 2007
Location
Is Everything
Moto(s)
Nearly killed me
Name
Lefty2Guns
I just read about this activity yesterday. I can't decide whether this is absolutely retarded or pure troll genius. Anyone ever seen this?
 
I had to look it up as well. Urban Dictionary never disappoints :laughing
Rollin' Coal
When stupid-ass white trash people turn the injection pump up on rickety-ass broken down 12V Cummins-powered Dodges and subsequently install 5" smokestacks in the bed of said Dodge. Then said WT decides to post youtube videos of their truck blanketing neighborhoods with black diesel soot.

Regardless of engine technology progressing to the point of nearly eliminating black smoke and producing nearly double the power of modded mechanically-injected diesel engine in stock form, a "Coal Rollin'" owner will respond with a not-so-clever response of "I'd rather be Cummin than Strokin." Referring to his belief that his Cummins engine is better than International's Powerstroke engine series found in Ford trucks. Because Isuzu's Duramax engien found in GM-branded trucks cannot be directly correlated to any phallic self-gratification, they are typically ignored. See Below for why

This particular stereotype is the progression of the IROC Camaro owner in the 1990s and the lowered Civic Hatchback owner in the early 2000s. They can be identified by their love of Nickelback, lack of personal hygiene, closeted homosexuality and morbid obesity. A majority of these owners reside in Florida, this species also can be found in eastern Texas, Alabama, Georgia, and California's central valley.
"Check 'er out fellas I was rollin' coal through that there intersection antagonizing queers. Y'all want to get naked and jump in a mudhole together?"
by Fordfascist May 14, 2010
Click to expand...
 
Werks fer me. :rofl

[youtube]ZdDxjge5hmY[/youtube]
 
i see them every so often and thought something is wrong with their trucks but realized it was modified to do this intentionally...

note, not everyone with a modified truck are into this stuff...
 
Anyone got a Paypal account address where I can send donations to this guy?
Also, how can I request he cropdust a particular road?
 
V4 said:
i see them every so often and thought something is wrong with their trucks but realized it was modified to do this intentionally...

note, not everyone with a modified truck are into this stuff...
Click to expand...

Actually, it happens when something is wrong with their engine too.

Dumbshits like these guys are what keep me in business. :thumbup
 
That is incredibly fucked up but I am ashamed to admit I got a kick out of it. I can see where that might be a usable mod if I had a diesel.
What impresses me is that people put the time into this.
 
“I run into a lot of people that really don’t like Obama at all,” said one seller of stack kits from Wisconsin. “If he’s into the environment, if he’s into this or that, we’re not. I hear a lot of that. To get a single stack on my truck—that’s my way of giving them the finger. You want clean air and a tiny carbon footprint? Well, screw you.”

taken from: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_...show_their_annoyance_with_liberals_obama.html

Thanks Obama

And here's some face coal rolling:

[youtube]QbxMckwWR14[/youtube]
 
UDRider said:
Bunch of pussies. I am not surprised you would enjoy their actions. Birds of a feather and all that. :thumbup
Click to expand...
Wow! :wow
Sounds like sum spandex wear'in little bitch needz ta get laid. :chuci
 
I'm sure these guys will be as successful at keeping passenger diesel emissions tests loose as the open carry folks were at keeping the ability to open carry in Starbucks and Target.

:twofinger
 
If you think that shit is funny, you clearly do not understand the long-lasting ramifications of the scientifically proven harm you're engaging in. You don't have to be a hippie to get it. I love diesel engines. They've made me lots of money in this world and when properly maintained are fantastic and yet frugal powerhouses. What I don't love are jackasses with inferiority complexes that think that the only thing they're doing by "coal rolling" is thumbing their noses at Obama.
 
wazzuFreddo said:
I'm sure these guys will be as successful at keeping passenger diesel emissions tests loose as the open carry folks were at keeping the ability to open carry in Starbucks and Target.

:twofinger
Click to expand...

They probably give parenting advice too. :)

:twofinger
 
Banjoboy said:
Werks fer me. :rofl

[youtube]ZdDxjge5hmY[/youtube]
Click to expand...

It's interesting to witness the activities favored by those who feel powerless in their day to day lives.

wazzuFreddo said:
I'm sure these guys will be as successful at keeping passenger diesel emissions tests loose as the open carry folks were at keeping the ability to open carry in Starbucks and Target.

:twofinger
Click to expand...

This.

Kornholio said:
If you think that shit is funny, you clearly do not understand the long-lasting ramifications of the scientifically proven harm you're engaging in. You don't have to be a hippie to get it. I love diesel engines. They've made me lots of money in this world and when properly maintained are fantastic and yet frugal powerhouses. What I don't love are jackasses with inferiority complexes that think that the only thing they're doing by "coal rolling" is thumbing their noses at Obama.
Click to expand...

And especially this.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top