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Cold Shower!

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OOOOOHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH!!!

Just stay cool as ice water, and then give her the gift that keeps giving; wrapped in plas..... :cool
 
Corner of Battery & Washington

This morning I witnessed a guy with a red 600 CBR in a deep conversation with this georgous gal asking her for a late night after work today.

She obviously accepted.

Bikes are chick magnets.
 
A picture is worth a thousand words, but the human imagination can encompass the boundless Universe...

There is no way I'm going to "Shit where I eat" and I'm not "looking to get some" I just thinks its very gratifying to have her so interested and talking when previously I was a nobody! LoL!

Members on BARF who've read more of my posts from the beginning already know that I'm married and I'm not "hittin' it" with any woman other than my wife! and I have NO intentions too!

But that doesn't mean its not fantastically satisfying to have the attention and to come wandering in the front doors of the office laughing and talking with her while my officemates drool LoL!

I'm milking that for ALL its worth! That;s all there is to it!

Feanor
 
Didn't know you were hitched....

DON"T HIT IT!!

Okay, now that's out of the way;

A little gratification and casual banter(talking in other words) won't hurt, just be careful
 
OH! Is that what banter means? I thought she was offering something else. No wonder she ran.......aww man, I've got some appologizing to do....
 
Feanor said:
There is no way I'm going to "Shit where I eat" and I'm not "looking to get some" I just thinks its very gratifying to have her so interested and talking when previously I was a nobody! LoL!

But that doesn't mean its not fantastically satisfying to have the attention and to come wandering in the front doors of the office laughing and talking with her while my officemates drool LoL!
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I don't know about "gratifying" or "fantastically satisfying". Amusing, sure. Remember, she thought you were one of the "goons" until she found out you had a bike. Without the bike, you're still just a "goon" (in her eyes).

You should tell her you thought she was a hot piece of ass until she opened her mouth and started talking about herself :blah

You do that and I'll betcha she'll drop to her knees right there and give you oral.
 
Well, fantastic to me, I've been married a long time, but probably "amusing" to most others who get to "hit it" with regularity... and though not vain at all, people tell me I do not look my age of which she is a little more than half of.

I realize that the bike did "something" or at least triggered something with her. My guess as an armchair psychologist is warm memories of the past in childhood and fun, wistful memories of the past in college...

Yesterday afternoon I was getting my Astar jacket on and she was walking by and came into my office and helped with the collar, and zipped up one of the wrists...

Is that a bad, "Turn back now... quickly" sign?

I found it disturbing because she just walked in, did it, smiled, and walked out without saying a word...

Feanor
 
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Well, pics to me, I've been pics a long time, but probably "amusing" to most others who get to pics with regularity... and though not pics at all, people tell me I do not look my pics of which she is a little more than pics of.

I realize that the bike did "pics" or at least triggered pics with her. My guess as an pics psychologist is warm memories of the past in pics and fun, wistful memories of the past in pics...

Yesterday afternoon I was getting my pics jacket on and she was walking by and came into my office and helped with the pics, and zipped up one of the pics...

Is that a pics, "Turn back pics... quickly" sign?

Feanor
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Feanor said:
A picture is worth a thousand words, but the human imagination can encompass the boundless Universe...

There is no way I'm going to "Shit where I eat" and I'm not "looking to get some" I just thinks its very gratifying to have her so interested and talking when previously I was a nobody! LoL!

Members on BARF who've read more of my posts from the beginning already know that I'm married and I'm not "hittin' it" with any woman other than my wife! and I have NO intentions too!

But that doesn't mean its not fantastically satisfying to have the attention and to come wandering in the front doors of the office laughing and talking with her while my officemates drool LoL!

I'm milking that for ALL its worth! That;s all there is to it!

Feanor
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Way to cover your ass Feanor! Now your free to do all the "hittin" you want!
 
Feanor said:
Yesterday afternoon I was getting my Astar jacket on and she was walking by and came into my office and helped with the collar, and zipped up one of the wrists...

Is that a bad, "Turn back now... quickly" sign?

I found it disturbing because she just walked in, did it, smiled, and walked out without saying a word...
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Where's the Office Linebacker when you need him!
You, sir, have been sexually harrassed. :D
 
Feanor said:
Well, fantastic to me, I've been married a long time, but probably "amusing" to most others who get to "hit it" with regularity... and though not vain at all, people tell me I do not look my age of which she is a little more than half of.

I realize that the bike did "something" or at least triggered something with her. My guess as an armchair psychologist is warm memories of the past in childhood and fun, wistful memories of the past in college...

Yesterday afternoon I was getting my Astar jacket on and she was walking by and came into my office and helped with the collar, and zipped up one of the wrists...

Is that a bad, "Turn back now... quickly" sign?

I found it disturbing because she just walked in, did it, smiled, and walked out without saying a word...

Feanor
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That has Jerry springer written all over it.
 
Feanor said:
A picture is worth a thousand words, but the human imagination can encompass the boundless Universe...

Feanor
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Which is why you should post MORE pictures (of your neighbor and officemate, maybe) and LESS words! :laughing
 
Man, with all this leg humping, you lot must use rechargable batteries.

But seriously. Where are the pics?
 
Feanor,

Your threads and posts ARE a thousand words. AND better written than my college essays. Now only if you can get pics of your neighbor and your co-worker in the same picture, that'll satisfy all of us.

-CxD
 
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