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We need someone to stop by Feanor's workplace with a camera to get the goods since he won't take the pictures. Then they can stop past his house to get a picture of this neighbor.

No one knows his taste in women, so we may see . . . :wow

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You guys are insane! Use your imaginations! She looks very much like Jennifer Connelly... The girl from "A Beautiful Mind" I'm not going to post pictures of her! Look at this and it will give you an idea!
Like this

She's very warm and incredibly astute! I feel completely out of my league...

Feanor
 
Feanor said:

I remember her blouse, skirt, earrings, shoes, necklace AND watch! Even that her wristwatch was 10 minutes slow, and this little whisp of her brunette hair that lighted across her right upper cheek that mesmerized me since her hair was otherwise perfect. It hinted of erotic disarray... She had a nervous habit of running the tips of her index and forefinger lightly across the fabric of her blouse near her left collarbone (perhaps an old injury) a small mole on the right side at the nape of her neck and a single silver ring on the pinky of her right hand that resembled a serpent of some kind...

Feanor
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keeeep talkin...


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Feanor said:
Hell, I remember her blouse, skirt, earrings, shoes, necklace AND watch! Even that her wristwatch was 10 minutes slow, and this little whisp of her brunette hair that lighted across her right upper cheek that mesmerized me since her hair was otherwise perfect. It hinted of erotic disarray... She had a nervous habit of running the tips of her index and forefinger lightly across the fabric of her blouse near her left collarbone (perhaps an old injury) a small mole on the right side at the nape of her neck and a single silver ring on the pinky of her right hand that resembled a serpent of some kind...

I think in full sentences and complete thoughts, always have even since grade school... it makes me remember details as well... Maybe its some sort of disorder...

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My good man, this is NO disorder. I thank the heavens that here is proof that men like you really do exist. You so beautifully counter the mouth breathing jerkoffs occupying most of this thread forum. Your wife is a very lucky gal. :love

Pathetic Leghumpers: KNEEL BEFORE FEANOR!!! :nerd
 
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I kneel before no man.

Women on the other hand . . . it depends on what they are wearing. :laughing
 
Love your post...I'd love to work the rider mojo, but I'm still caging around for at least two more weeks. Plus, I think all the riders that get mc points on this college campus are frat squids. Not a day goes by when I don't see a sportbike rider in tshirt, shorts, and sandals/sneakers. Plus café racers garner less points than full fairing sportbikes.

On a more sensible note, please please be careful with the MC groupie. It's easy to say that you're just "milking it for all it's worth, and having fun," but a lot of times that's how shit starts in relationships. Sounds like you've got a read on her...but that's the problem, not the solution.

But what do I know.
 
Feanor said:
Strange,

I thought I replied to this but it didn't appear to post... But I remember exactly what I said :)

If it had been you standing there with her talking to you, you would have remembered everything she said as well ;)

Hell, I remember her blouse, skirt, earrings, shoes, necklace AND watch! Even that her wristwatch was 10 minutes slow, and this little whisp of her brunette hair that lighted across her right upper cheek that mesmerized me since her hair was otherwise perfect. It hinted of erotic disarray... She had a nervous habit of running the tips of her index and forefinger lightly across the fabric of her blouse near her left collarbone (perhaps an old injury) a small mole on the right side at the nape of her neck and a single silver ring on the pinky of her right hand that resembled a serpent of some kind...

I think in full sentences and complete thoughts, always have even since grade school... it makes me remember details as well... Maybe its some sort of disorder...

Feanor
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Feanor we cannot get enough of this, we need more:smoking
 
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Feanor said:
A picture is worth a thousand words, but the human imagination can encompass the boundless Universe...

There is no way I'm going to "Shit where I eat" and I'm not "looking to get some" I just thinks its very gratifying to have her so interested and talking when previously I was a nobody! LoL!

Members on BARF who've read more of my posts from the beginning already know that I'm married and I'm not "hittin' it" with any woman other than my wife! and I have NO intentions too!

But that doesn't mean its not fantastically satisfying to have the attention and to come wandering in the front doors of the office laughing and talking with her while my officemates drool LoL!

I'm milking that for ALL its worth! That;s all there is to it!

Feanor
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You da man!!!!!!
 
Everybody all together!!!!

FEE NOR!
FEE NOR!
FEE NOR!


We got your back man, time to take one for the team :teeth
 
Ok I thought I would just throw this up here.

A person I know has a boss who is happily married with children, and a great position in the company. This boss had to reduce a certain employee's sales territory because he wasn't performing. Now this certain underperforming employee reported that the boss was having an affair with the admin....now the shit hits the fan. Potentially both can lose their jobs...etc etc. His married life could be at stake as well.

My point being....be careful. What may in reality be a harmless friendship/flirting a little can be misinterpreted by jealous others.

Not to rain on your parade...you damn lucky bastid :laughing
 
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My point being....be careful. What may in reality be a harmless friendship/flirting a little can be misinterpreted by jealous others.
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That's why they should keep it low key in public and do it like bunnies on the copier when they "stay late". Keep it spicy, homie. :cool I have no idea what I'm talking about. Coffee time.
 
Feanor said:
A picture is worth a thousand words, but the human imagination can encompass the boundless Universe...

There is no way I'm going to "Shit where I eat" and I'm not "looking to get some" I just thinks its very gratifying to have her so interested and talking when previously I was a nobody! LoL!

Members on BARF who've read more of my posts from the beginning already know that I'm married and I'm not "hittin' it" with any woman other than my wife! and I have NO intentions too!

But that doesn't mean its not fantastically satisfying to have the attention and to come wandering in the front doors of the office laughing and talking with her while my officemates drool LoL!

I'm milking that for ALL its worth! That;s all there is to it!

Feanor
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OMG :wow
YOUR Bloodninja!
"we're not worthy! we're not worthy!"
 
Thanks to alan we have the only pics we may see..


Damn I hope this thread hits 10000 views, 3000 posts and a whole episode of Jerry.

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.....


Make us pround Feanor.

To Antipathy:

We may all have that wonderful perseptive side, but why bother, Leghumping and selective hearing are much less effort.

And mor fun

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