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Sane_Man said:
I want to read forward to where Nora try's to destroy Amy and take over the company. Amy and Gina (Peanors neighbor) are having a lesbian affair, and want to have a baby using a sperm cocktail from the fapping's of Barf's, Leghumper's Collective.

Jerk 'em if you got 'em. :laughing


I fucking hit the floor after this one. Thank god my office door was closed...........:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing
 
Since we need more drama at BARF, I say go with the flow and see what happens with Amy and Gina. Oh by the way, pix please!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hooli said:
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You know, this is sounding more and more like a Penthouse Forum story... :laughing

:laughing

"I never thought it would happen to me. I'm a sophomore at a small Midwestern college, and am often complimented on my luxurious red hair and perky B-cup breasts."
 
tzrider said:
Anyone else's BS meter twitching? I mean, Feanor's clearly not stupid and yet he's posting this on a public forum? He's either a good fiction writer or a tard.

Even my own BS meter is twitching... Like a mystery, inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma, the very essence of the fictional characteristics of the account serve as its own best defense.

"If I killed him, why would I write a book saying that I did?" Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct...

Thinking on it, I haven't said anything I would fear my wife reading here, and some things I wish she did read. (since I have an easier time expressing myself in writing)

We've been together a long time... for all that I've been embroiled in I've never been unfaithful, I suppose women can sense that as well... After Gina moved in next door and we were becoming friends, she'd come home from work after me and ask what I had been up to, I would say "Gina and I had sex like lemmings..."

Her response, "did you use protection?" (as she was starting to make dinner)

I would think her trust level is incredibly high, or the intensity of her revenge plans are sufficiently comforting...

Feanor
 
Wannaduck said:
Since we need more drama at BARF, I say go with the flow and see what happens with Amy and Gina. Oh by the way, pix please!!!!!!!!!!!

Just use these images as a reference point... Because I won't post personal pictures... I picked these particular ones of celebrities because they were closest to resemblance or the closest I could do... If any of you see this... I hope you find them at least flattering before doing me in...

J

Amy

Gina

Nora
 
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Feanor said:
I would think her trust level is incredibly high, or the intensity of her revenge plans are sufficiently comforting...
Yes, let's hear all about those revenge plans your wife has for your hot neighbor.
 
Feanor said:
Just use these images as a reference point... Because I won't post personal pictures... I picked these particular ones of celebrities because they were closest to resemblance or the closest I could do... If any of you see this... I hope you find them at least flattering before doing me in...

J

Amy

Gina

Nora

Thanks for the picture reference of how they look. What about their bodies? Any reference?

:teeth
 
Ok, We now have filled the roles of all the principal characters except you Feanor.

Should we go with a known star, or an unknown? :laughing

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Methinks Feanor might be "trumping up" Nora, hoping that someone here will take one for the team, thus making his decision that much harder (pun intended). But hey, unless you're dead, you're going to look. As for talking- great! Fantastic! You can multitask! Next time try chewing gum!

You wanna win some huge bonus points with Nora, and your wife? Put a couple of pictures of "the wife and lil' Peanors" on your desk- stat! Already got some? Good! Put more! Have everyone marvel at the new picture! Get new frames for the current ones!

Now if the thought of the picture-plan has you groaning, or worse revolts you, its time to get some serious couples help. It's a great first step: you have a moderator who will halt any "he said/she said" fights, and it's cheap (compared to a divorce!).

I have a friend who went through it (couples therapy), and the therapist found that his relationship with his fiancee was so destroyed, there was no going back, and suggested they face reality and remain as friends rather than delude themselves of their true happiness. They did as suggested, and they're both good friends, and both have moved on.

Now everybody, sing along for Feanor:
I wanna make every woman I see
I wanna make every woman I see
Do you know what's the matter with me?
I'm a heterosexual man!
 
Feanor said:


"If I killed him, why would I write a book saying that I did?" Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct...

Feanor

Hmmm, some in the business might say it wasn't Sharon who said that, but Cathrine Tramell. Others might say it was neither, but Joe Eszterhas. but it all depends on who you talk to. excellent awareness however.

a writing career? maybe. much easier said than done. however, let it be known that this is the first post that i have EVER read the entirety of 11 pages.

also, let me say, being one who knows writers both successful and failed, that you've taken an amazing step instinctively, which gives you great potential as a dramatic writer. that being, you write what you know, and its based on real experiences. the next best thing being research, which will never top a real experience.

of course, i may be preaching to the choir, not having ever met you.

now then, on your celebrity comparisons... if your wife looks anything like Penelope Cruz, you have to be Don Juan'ish. thus making it no suprize that you trip into these precarious situations. women are animals just like men, and willingly give attention to men they are attracted to.

images of battle glances between Rhona Mitra and Monica Potter come to mind when reading through this. Almost to the point of being Ally McBeal'ish.

i'm "ishing" a little too much now. I'm going to watch "The Thin Red Line." Now that is a good movie.
 
awesome thread :thumbup :laughing

but, if this *is* real, I gots one thing to say

Step away from the cookie jar :kicknuts :p
 
bump. this thread is great.

from Feanor's writing, to the recent introduction of pictures of the characters and to Alan's perfect timing of inserting the gratuitous babe pics :laughing

thanks for introducing Eva to the thread, now i can semi-patiently wait for Feanor's next entry. gotta get some coffee now. HURRY UP Feanor! :laughing
 
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