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Correct way to eat a cinnamon roll

How do you eat a cinnamon roll?

  • Follow the coil to the center

    Votes: 22 57.9%
  • Like a piece of cake

    Votes: 10 26.3%
  • I hate my life and don't eat cinnamon rolls

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Total voters
    38
And posting that photo of the gum is just wrong :laughing I cringed!
Have yall tried the old fashioned cinnamon roll with icing and pecans? so good!
Cinnamon is gross and therefore cinnamon rolls gross. :green

No really. It's gross.

I'll see myself out.
You need therapy

Much like my Cinnamon Roll Answer, it depends on if you are working with tools or just your hands and mouth.

:teeth

Wait, are you talking about the pastry or the other thing?

:love
Everything tastes better with ice cream :laughing

Unless one isn't available I always eat pizza with a fork:mag

You need shock therapy :laughing That is just wrong! Whole point of pizza is getting to lick your fingers :laughing
 
Calzones > pizza anyway

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Or just fold two pieces over and eat it like a sammie.
 
Calzones > pizza anyway

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funny, that shiet is always undercooked/soft inside, and I haven't even touched one in a decade really I think.

great. due to this thread, I did look at some special cinna-whatever rolls yesterday.

and now I have to go find Calzones... ..

... naah.
 
I'm gonna have to find a place that has really good calzones. All the ones I've had have always been pretty underwhelming.

Anybody know a spot in Orange County? :p
 
I'm gonna have to find a place that has really good calzones. All the ones I've had have always been pretty underwhelming.

Anybody know a spot in Orange County? :p

You haven't found one because Calzones are shit. You need a Stromboli my friend.
 
I don't eat cinnamon bus anymore because I found a modicum of self respect.

But when I did. I would peel the outer dry shitty layer off and discard and then eat the sweet gooey tender middle. The middle is what I wanted and what I was paying for, whats the point in eating the other crap? Do you eat your orange and banana peels?
 
Cinnamon roll is code for butthole, right?

I don't eat cinnamon bus buttholes anymore because I found a modicum of self respect.

But when I did. I would peel the outer dry shitty layer off and discard and then eat the sweet gooey tender middle. The middle is what I wanted and what I was paying for, whats the point in eating the other crap? Do you eat your orange and banana peels?

oh most definitely
 
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