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Lastly, these three are called Frank and Beans. :teeth No questions here. I just wanted to show them off. You call yourself the plant pimp, I gotta show my bling. :teeth

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westie said:
I overwatered my cactus and now theres mushrooms growing out of the soil. Can I eat them and die or get high?

Only one way to find out!

To quote the great Clint Eastwood:
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya?"
 
All i can say is that this thread is great and should remain at the top. Wiffleplantgod, I have 2 so called christmas cacti and have had then for 2 years and they have yet to actually blossum a lil flower, what could I be doing wrong, I water the 2 times a week and they are in 50/50 light like the directions said, yet all they do is get bigger but no prettiness. HELP me O great one !!!!
 
plant pimp.

I bought a lucky bamboo for my girlfriend. My question is......

Should the roots really be kept submerged in water? (the directions said this)

Also some leaves are turning yellow.
 
Dear PP,
I don't have a single house plant in my home. What would you recommend for a house in Oakland?
TG
 
ToxxicGirrl said:
Dear PP,
I don't have a single house plant in my home. What would you recommend for a house in Oakland?
TG

I suggest a bigger padlock on the door for all houses in Oaktown. :D
 
ToxxicGirrl said:
Dear PP,
I don't have a single house plant in my home. What would you recommend for a house in Oakland?
TG

Well TG,,,,you know I was gonna suggest a Certain plant.......BUT.....I think your bunnies may eat those up too quickly:laughing (in reference to a pic I previously posted):teeth
 
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hey my mom has one of these... its been growing throughout the years.. its getting big..
 
Dear plant pimp

Not a houseplant, but worth an ask:
So, I wanted to grow vanilla orchids, but lack a greenhouse and we're obviously not within 20 degrees of the equator. Is it possible to raise one in this climate? Would it work to make a mini green house for a single plant?

Thanks, mucho!
 
badbad said:
Dear plant pimp

Not a houseplant, but worth an ask:
So, I wanted to grow vanilla orchids, but lack a greenhouse and we're obviously not within 20 degrees of the equator. Is it possible to raise one in this climate? Would it work to make a mini green house for a single plant?

Thanks, mucho!

I'd contact daventura, he might be able to fit it in a corner...

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Shotline, my guess is that your plant is a tillandsia, which is an epiphytic plant like a bromeliad or an orchid. If your plant is attached to a branch, you can't water it most efficiently, which is to soak it in water for a few hours every week. I think your misting method is good, but there are 2 things to be conscious of.

First of all, is the plant in a bright or dark spot?

Second, is this spot warm or cold?

(I know, these are generally connected, as is your watering regimen.) If the spot is very bright and warm, mist it frequently. If it is cold, or gets cold overnight, you will want to be more sparing with the water. If the center of the plant is cold, the activity there, where new cells are produced, will slow down. Excess water will cause it to rot.

Your indications of what is going on is how the dead plant looks. If it is kind of splotchy and wet when it has died, it was overwatered. If it is dried out, it was underwatered.

If you can, find your plant a bright, warm spot -- not in the direct sunlight -- and it should thrive with the occasional misting; a few times a week should be fine.

Shotline said:
I often buy tropical plants which are attached to wooden branches (I hope you know the kind I am talking about).

They always die off fairly quickly because I cannot figure out how to water them. I have tried misting them, pouring water over them, not watering them but nothing works.

What is the proper way to care for these plants?
 
One of the biggest mistakes most plant owners make is potting a plant unnecessarily. I guess you did it to use a more decorative container, right? Well, just make certain that there is still adequate drainage.

When you first repot your ficus, be certain to water the plant close to the trunk. the new soil you added is looser than the old soil, and water flows right through it. So, you can effectively water the plant with no, or very little, water getting to the roots.

The most basic ficus indications:

Green leaf drop = overwatering

yellow leaf drop = underwatering

ficus likes a bright, warm spot, but no direct sunlight. It can take the direct sun, but then you have to be very diligent in dusting it and misting the leaves, or it will get sick, and then it will get scale.

Oh, use the miracle grow 1X month, at first. After a year or so, when the plant is happy, use a very light solution at every warm season watering. No fertilizer during winter months, and reduce watering at the same time.

wannabe said:
I just bought it and repotted it immediately. It's about 2 feet tall, and it's a 'braided' ficus. I've only seen 2 green leaves fall so far, but I was wondering whether or not to be concerned. I live alone, and I don't have any pets. I put it in the corner of one of the landings on my stairs near a window, so light is not an issue.

There is quite a bit of new growth on the plant that wasn't there when I first repotted it.

What could it be?

Also, how often should I use that magic blue elixer that you recommended?
 
psycholady,

put the plant in a south or east facing window. Fertilize it in late summer. You'll have blooms next xmax.


Psychochik said:
All i can say is that this thread is great and should remain at the top. Wiffleplantgod, I have 2 so called christmas cacti and have had then for 2 years and they have yet to actually blossum a lil flower, what could I be doing wrong, I water the 2 times a week and they are in 50/50 light like the directions said, yet all they do is get bigger but no prettiness. HELP me O great one !!!!
 
malo papa,

ok, dunno where you are, but I'm going to guess you have some nasty tap water. Most municipalities are adding lots of chloramines to the water, and this will definitely cause the little dracaena to yellow.

Keep the roots submerged, but don't add too much above the roots. I know it sounds hokey, but if you have some extra remnants in water bottles lying around, use that. A brita is *ok*, but doesn't remove the chloramines.

Make sure that
A: the plant is not getting direct sunlight, ie, light hitting the leaves
B: the room it is in doesn't drop below 60 degrees at night

Use a very light african violet fertilizer once in a while, like once a month or every other month. Not a lot, just a wee bit



Bad Dad said:
plant pimp.

I bought a lucky bamboo for my girlfriend. My question is......

Should the roots really be kept submerged in water? (the directions said this)

Also some leaves are turning yellow.
 
Oakland is a great spot for just about everything. You can do low-light dracaenas to bright-light palms or even cacti.

Give me a specific spot by a window, and the direction the window faces, and I can give you a specific recommendation. Pictures are helpful.

Is it a living room, bedroom, etc.. what goes on, ambient temps, color of paint, whole shebangie




ToxxicGirrl said:
Dear PP,
I don't have a single house plant in my home. What would you recommend for a house in Oakland?
TG
 
Yeah, I can't remember the specific climate zones, but I think we are nearly 10 zones away from where you would want to be to grow this plant.

You would definitely need a greenhouse to grow this, and you could make a mini-house, but you would still need to rig up an exhaust system, a heat system, and a mist-irrigation system. Because of the expense involved, I think you would probably want to grow several plants.

If you are really interested in this, you could probably turn it into a lucrative little hobby. I'll bet you that if you could get those guys to the seed stage, and sold them then, you could make some $, at least enough to cover the expenses. There are so many foodie types around these days, that would be the shit. You roll into the SF flower mart with a couple flats of these, and everyone there would go nuts. Anything unusual is coveted here.



badbad said:
Dear plant pimp

Not a houseplant, but worth an ask:
So, I wanted to grow vanilla orchids, but lack a greenhouse and we're obviously not within 20 degrees of the equator. Is it possible to raise one in this climate? Would it work to make a mini green house for a single plant?

Thanks, mucho!
 
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