Dear Speed Channel,
The world is not all NASCAR.
10 years ago, I went with a TV service because they carried Speed and my local cable company laughed at me when I asked for Speed.
Then, you had motorcycles, cars, cars without fenders and roofs, cars that turned right, rally cars, british touring cars, aussie touring cars, and so on and so on.
Now you have a few motorcycles, a few cars turning right and with no roofs or fenders, but mostly you have NASCAR, pre NASCAR NASCAR, post NASCAR NASCAR, past NASCAR, people talking about NASCAR AND FUCKING PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THE OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE WERE SAYING WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT NASCAR!!!!
I hate you. No, really. If you didn't have F1, the little bit of motoGP and World Superbike that you do have I would drop you in a heartbeat.