Dog Piss

[Shahn]

+1 for tazing the owner.

 

[FreeRyde]

+1 for tazing the owner.

Mace him.
Much easier, he'll never even see it. (as long as you hide in the bushes)

Another option is to put the electric fence under his doormat. That'll wake him up in the morning.

 

[Asphaultnaut]

that should be easy enough to arrange

It's not like that I wish I could shock the owner whoever the owner is.

 

[Asphaultnaut]

I've got some young thugs-in-training who i'd love to test this system on, if they touch *any* of the metal parts of the bike

Actually, I think most of us are anxious to see if the electrified wheels work, and don't feel overly sorry for a dog getting a minor shock for pissing on a bike repeatedly. That said, I think most of us would enjoy seeing the owner of said dog shocked even more...

 

[ThumperX]

So, I finally caught the culprit in action some months ago. His owner is a teaked out yard rat who offered to detail the bike out. I don't want her touching the bike but she kept leaving little things (flowers, stuffed animals) with scrawled notes. I kind of feel sorry for the dog, when I had him by the neck and started yelling at him he just flopped over rolled on his back and thumped his tail.
The problem is FINALLY resolved arty
I moved, bike is in a garage (our shop)

and we all lived happily after
THE END

 

[Lester Green]

should have kicked he in the taco...the tweaker that is.

 

[Charlotte]

 

[}Dragon{]

. I kind of feel sorry for the dog, when I had him by the neck and started yelling at him he just flopped over rolled on his back and thumped his tail.
THE END

So it WAS MikeV!!!

 

[Carlo]

So, I finally caught the culprit in action some months ago. His owner is a teaked out yard rat who offered to detail the bike out. I don't want her touching the bike but she kept leaving little things (flowers, stuffed animals) with scrawled notes. I kind of feel sorry for the dog, when I had him by the neck and started yelling at him he just flopped over rolled on his back and thumped his tail.
The problem is FINALLY resolved arty
I moved, bike is in a garage (our shop)

and we all lived happily after
THE END

Not the best possible solution (or is it? is the new place better than the old one?), but it's a solution.

 

[nerd_girl]

I was just wondering about this the other day - glad to hear it's no longer a problem!

 

[two-five-oh]

mMm...roast mutt....sounds yummy, hahaha


edit: darn, didnt read any posts but the first, haha. glad to hear the problem is "gone" hope it was tasty, haha

 

[ThumperX]

believe it or not the constant pissing on the bike left a lot of damage. I tried to wash the wheels every day but with traveling so much...

 

[louemc]

Oh man, I know how Dog piss eats metal like acid, it can be absolutely un-believable.

 

[smallfry]

i don't really have the proof, but it's fairly well established that pissing on an electrified object does not an electric shock make. that's the reason a lot of folks are saying "i like your style, but i don't think it'll work."

it's one of those things people come up with in science class when they learn about electricity and conductivity. i'm not an electrical engineer or anything, but i was told by a physics teacher in high school that this wouldn't work. i have a few theories that make sense to me. i think that in order for this to work, the urine stream has to be unbroken and continuous (most "streams of urine" are not that consistent). and the current it's coming in contact with has to be of a certain magnitude (that is probably greater than what your mail-order electric fence will put out) to transmit the shock.

i don't own a dog, but i would like to. i like to think that when i do, i wouldn't be so crass as to let it piss on people's bikes and cars, etc. unless they deserved it.

good luck anyway.

I grew up on a farm and we had an electric fence. We didn't have a lot to do so I used to get the neighborhood kids to come over and trick them into peeing on the fence.

It works.

 

[VanyDotK]

I grew up on a farm and we had an electric fence. We didn't have a lot to do so I used to get the neighborhood kids to come over and trick them into peeing on the fence.

It works.

Videos or it didn't happen.

 

[louemc]

Videos or it didn't happen.

Fine, You piss on the Electric fence, I'll shoot the video, then show it on BARF. (you will have to come to ranching country, unless someone closer can provide the electric fence though).

The video will be better if done in ranching country, I'll get some cattle laughing their asses off at a two legged, doing something they know better than doing, in the picture.

 

[VanyDotK]

Fine, You piss on the Electric fence, I'll shoot the video, then show it on BARF. (you will have to come to ranching country, unless someone closer can provide the electric fence though).

The video will be better if done in ranching country, I'll get some cattle laughing their asses off at a two legged, doing something they know better than doing, in the picture.

Only if I get internet money for doing it!

 

[louemc]

Only if I get internet money for doing it!

Oh there will be internet money, A Nigerian Barrister is setting up the fund as we speak.

 

[ThumperX]

I grew up on a farm and we had an electric fence. We didn't have a lot to do so I used to get the neighborhood kids to come over and trick them into peeing on the fence.

It works.

Oh there will be internet money, A Nigerian Barrister is setting up the fund as we speak.

my newest BARF crushes

 

[louemc]

I have a crush on You as well Scarlett