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Ducati Secret Society

monstermonster said:
The first rule of Ducati Club is you do not talk about Ducati Club.
The second rule of Ducati Club is you DO NOT talk about Ducati club.
Third rule of Ducati Club, someone yells Shit!, goes limp, and spills their frappuccino, the 'bucks meetup over.
Fourth rule, only two riders to a buck's table.
Fifth rule, one latte at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule, no non-Dianese jackets, no low-end boots.
Seventh rule, meet-ups will go on as long as they have to without the latte foam going flat.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first day at Ducati Club, you have to buy the pastries.
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DUDE!

monstermonster said:
The first rule of Ducati Club is you do not talk about Ducati Club.
The second rule of Ducati Club is you DO NOT talk about Ducati club.
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What don't you understand!?

And don't think I didn't see you wearing those hiking boots on tuesday, ITS NOT HIKING MOTHER FUCKER ITS DUCATI CLUB!!!
 
I can neither confirm, nor deny these claims.

I may have said too much already, and it may cost me my super secret privileges. :shhh

:laughing:laughing:laughing:laughing
 
holly shite ... now i know why folks (with no sense of humor) that ride other brands don't like ducatisti. :wtf

as penance, none of you (except for turbodan13, who is my dealer of controlled substances) are allowed to attend ducati bike nights for 2 months, and cannot hit a bux for a week. :twofinger:twofinger

and wurd about the sv650 owner being bent cuz he's not getting play ... sv owners are WAY too serious. :rofl

a presto,
johnc
 
This is why I have a ducati vinyl sticker and a tambourine... sluts don't know the difference, and I'm not looking for anyone of substance.
 
Genuine pics of Ducati Club:

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warDialer said:
Ever since I picked up my first Ducati last Sunday ( red '06 Duc Sport 1000 ) it's been non stop cocaine off of stripper's tig ol' bitties and caviar out of Marina girl's butt cracks.
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<----------Not a fan of caviar. :mad
 
no these are the girls at ducati meets.
 

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warDialer said:
Ever since I picked up my first Ducati last Sunday ( red '06 Duc Sport 1000 ) it's been non stop cocaine off of stripper's tig ol' bitties and caviar out of Marina girl's butt cracks.

Is this normal?
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My wife says that this is absolutely not true...

Stefan
 
warDialer said:
Ever since I picked up my first Ducati last Sunday ( red '06 Duc Sport 1000 ) it's been non stop cocaine off of stripper's tig ol' bitties and caviar out of Marina girl's butt cracks.
Is this normal?
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No, it is not normal, and it did not happen.

It would be normal if you were sniffing crank off the hairy ass of a Castro power bottom.:|






BTW: Guys, there are very few girls in the world who know what a Ducati is. They don't want to know and are entirely unimpressed by your bike. They can't tell the difference between that and a CBR1000RR. they are looking at you thinking "what a tool".
Since the CBR100ORR is better in every conceivable way, you might as well just buy that and save some cash.
:thumbup
 
Brown81 said:
No, it is not normal, and it did not happen.

It would be normal if you were sniffing crank off the hairy ass of a Castro power bottom.:|






BTW: Guys, there are very few girls in the world who know what a Ducati is. They don't want to know and are entirely unimpressed by your bike. They can't tell the difference between that and a CBR1000RR. they are looking at you thinking "what a tool".
Since the CBR100ORR is better in every conceivable way, you might as well just buy that and save some cash.
:thumbup
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:applause

This is exactly why I bought a green Kawasaki! I'm fiercely brand loyal and no one can mistake the lime green trademark color, so instead of the women saying, "Look at that TOOL on that red, whatever the heck kind of crotch rocket that is!" they instead say, "Look at that TOOL on the ZX-6R!" :teeth

Stefan
 
Brown81 said:
BTW: Guys, there are very few girls in the world who know what a Ducati is. They don't want to know and are entirely unimpressed by your bike. They can't tell the difference between that and a CBR1000RR. they are looking at you thinking "what a tool".
Since the CBR100ORR is better in every conceivable way, you might as well just buy that and save some cash.
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Try owning one, I bet you would be amazed at how widely known ducatis are. More often than not when my bikes would get compliments from the female persuasion it would be "nice ducati!" not "nice bike", which is the best any of my friends could muster on their incredibly indistinguishable/boring/cheap jap crap. I'm sure most wouldn't have known what it was without it written on the tank, but ducati has amazingly good brand awareness/image for such a small company.

Ive had this conversation with a girl friend of mine, she doesn't know jack shit about bikes but knew that ducatis were "the best". Her explanation is that girls see it like they do fashion, if its beautiful, expensive, and Italian, its obviously the best. So not only are you the dbag on the red bike, but you are the dbag with style on the red bike!:thumbup


Though to play devils advocate, monopostos really bring down your chances of getting any out of it, which is why my next bike will have both!:teeth
 
camaroboy said:
Ive had this conversation with a girl friend of mine, she doesn't know jack shit about bikes but knew that ducatis were "the best". Her explanation is that girls see it like they do fashion, if its beautiful, expensive, and Italian, its obviously the best. So not only are you the dbag on the red bike, but you are the dbag with style on the red bike!:thumbup
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I can confirm this... a lot of my women friends either give me compliments on my bike and/or know a little about the brand--but most can't tell a Ducati Monster from an R6 if both pass them on the street. I have to say that there is definitely a cultural aspect to it as well. My female Asian friends don't seem to know or care about the Euro brands as much. Triumph and Ducati don't ring any bells for them, but they do know BMW for instance.
 
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