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Ducati Secret Society

DucatiHoney said:
I can confirm this... a lot of my women friends either give me compliments on my bike and/or know a little about the brand--but most can't tell a Ducati Monster from an R6 if both pass them on the street. I have to say that there is definitely a cultural aspect to it as well. My female Asian friends don't seem to know or care about the Euro brands as much. Triumph and Ducati don't ring any bells for them, but they do know BMW for instance.
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Some random D-Bag was trying to e-bait me it "racing" and told me he'd smoke my 675 but to keep that Ducati Monster away from him that it made TOO MUCH power.
 
don't be such a hater, just because you own a POS bike. :shocker

Brown81 said:
No, it is not normal, and it did not happen.

It would be normal if you were sniffing crank off the hairy ass of a Castro power bottom.:|






BTW: Guys, there are very few girls in the world who know what a Ducati is. They don't want to know and are entirely unimpressed by your bike. They can't tell the difference between that and a CBR1000RR. they are looking at you thinking "what a tool".
Since the CBR100ORR is better in every conceivable way, you might as well just buy that and save some cash.
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Eating Filet Mignon on the Ducati. The secret society has perks.

All the Filet all the time...
 
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^^hahaha...stop making me laugh..you made me spill my low fat low foam latte on my 10k an hour hooker...ohh no wait...she's into it...never mind.
 
warDialer said:
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Eating Filet Mignon on the Ducati. The secret society has perks.

All the Filet all the time...
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Looks like a piece of Slim Jim to me, but hey, whatev. Who am I to interrupt your fantasy with my reality? :rolleyes






:twofinger
 
rbm said:
did you just call a vfr750 a POS bike? :wtf:rofl
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Good point. The VFR750 was created back when Honda was innovative and cool, before Soichiro died and "bold new graphics" became the Honda design theme.
 
rbm said:
did you just call a vfr750 a POS bike? :wtf:rofl
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Having owned a 94 vfr myself I don't know what there is to laugh about... They are to bikes what minivans are to cars, Edit: make that minivans with a hideous bodykit and lots of scoops! On the plus side they do have swingarms worth more than the rest of the bike:twofinger
 
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warDialer said:
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Eating Filet Mignon on the Ducati. The secret society has perks.

All the Filet all the time...
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Rule number nine: NO pictures during the secret society meetings...and while you're at it, get some real riding gears.

As for the non-Duc riders: refrain yourself from criticizing us until you own a Ducati yourself.
 
You don't have to blow yerself up to get the 72 virgins. $135 monthly payments and you can have your pick.
 
Nick said:
If this is the Secret Squirrel shit them folks are up to, I'll stick to my Suzukis. Thank you and goodbye.
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Suzuki meet.

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:teeth

At least the women and trannies who ride Ducati's usually stay on the road.
 
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