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Expired Milk

I empty the gallon of milk in the sink if it's the day before the expiration date. I am a milk snob. You cannot set the jug of milk on the counter for any reason. It goes; fridge -> pour -> Fridge. Do not even think about setting it down!

We buy them 2 at a time and always the day before we need it. It has to be in the fridge for at least 24 hours before I will open it.

We go through about 2-3 gallons a week.
 
I've done it. it was SLIGHTLY sour. it gave me the runs
 
auntiebling said:
i accidentally fed my kid soured milk once and he didn't say anything till he was almost done eating it. i felt like such a shitheel.
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Ready to be grossed out?

My parents say that when I was a baby/toddler I would prefer sour milk. Apparently I figured out to hide my bottle and lay on it overnight, only drinking it when it had 'turned' overnight. They had to in effect, shake me and my crib down for stashed bottles each night before bed. :laughing

Gross, I know.
 
SteelerFanatic said:
I empty the gallon of milk in the sink if it's the day before the expiration date. I am a milk snob. You cannot set the jug of milk on the counter for any reason. It goes; fridge -> pour -> Fridge. Do not even think about setting it down!

We buy them 2 at a time and always the day before we need it. It has to be in the fridge for at least 24 hours before I will open it.

We go through about 2-3 gallons a week.
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:laughing Weirdo.
 
If you are chewing the milk before swallowing, it's expired. And you'll soon need aloe vera flushable butt wipes.
 
if your milk makes it to the expiration date, you're not thirsty enough and need to do more squats.
 
This guy will drink it...

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Kinda hoped that show would just go away....Wasnt it yet another show that Mandy Patinkin was in???? He's in EVERYTHING!!!!:laughing
 
I smell everything before consuming, also keep my fridge at 34-36 degrees. My dairy products last forever.

Was at a friends house who was having cereal. She's sitting next to me and I jokingly tell her to close her legs because of a horribly sour smell. Turns out her milk was a couple months past the date and she hardly ever eats cereal. :laughing
 
bikeama said:
If you do not drink a lot of milk but still need some in the house buy the Lactose Free stuff. Looks at the expiration date it should be almost 2 months away. We started using because oldest daughter is lactose intolerant. Taste the same and lasts twice as long.
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That's because they super pasteurize it.

I thought I was just lactose intolerant but then lactose free milk still ripped my guts to absolute shreds. Thus ended my experiment of eating breakfast cereal again after not touching it for more than 2 decades. :laughing

I miss cornflakes and rice krispies. :cry
 
45 Pints of Milk.

A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of milk. Puzzled, he decides to ask the customer if this is a mistake. When he knocks on the door, a woman comes out with just a bath towel around her.

She confirms that she wants 45 pints. "Milk baths are good for your skin," explains the woman.

"Oh, OK," says the milkman. "Do you need it pasteurized then?"

"No," says the woman. "Up to my tits will be fine."
 
Traq said:
That's because they super pasteurize it.

I thought I was just lactose intolerant but then lactose free milk still ripped my guts to absolute shreds. Thus ended my experiment of eating breakfast cereal again after not touching it for more than 2 decades. :laughing

I miss cornflakes and rice krispies. :cry
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try unpastureized unmessed with aka raw. the raw milk guy at the farmers market claims "lactose reaction free or your money back" or something

i have a problem with it too, though i haven't tried raw milk enough to make a judgement, cheese made from raw milk (or other animals, sheep, goat etc) doesn't set off my lactose trigger
 
I just opened a jar of salsa that had a 'Best By' date of April 2012. :laughing

Dumped it on top of the chicken and rice; it'll make a fine casserole.
I'll let you know if there are any side effects of that choice.
 
this is why I drink soy beans.


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Traq said:
That's because they super pasteurize it.

I thought I was just lactose intolerant but then lactose free milk still ripped my guts to absolute shreds. Thus ended my experiment of eating breakfast cereal again after not touching it for more than 2 decades. :laughing

I miss cornflakes and rice krispies. :cry
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Use water. It wont hurt.
 
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