Didn't City Bike

cry) do an article on this at some point? I remember donating some old helmets.
We did, and thanks again for donating test helmets!
The story, “The Truth about Helmets,” is here on the rotting remains of the CityBike website which I am still keeping live for some reason. Inertia, I guess.
Short version: most, but not all, of the helmets I gathered for testing passed to their original standards. This isn’t by any means real science: these two paragraphs sum it up pretty well, I think:
“Throughout the day, we’re surprised at the low number of failures we’re seeing. A couple particularly ancient lids pass all tests, no problem. Here’s the thing though—remember that we’re testing our helmets against the standards they were originally certified to, not current standards. Also, just because a ten year old helmet passes, that doesn’t mean that it wouldn’t have done a better job of protecting your noggin when it was just a couple years old.
We don’t have any definitive background info on most of the helmets that failed, but here’s an interesting tidbit: 115, the 1993 helmet that failed 4 out of 6 tests, was an old stock, brand new helmet that had been hanging around a showroom for 20 years. It seems clear that environmental factors wreaked havoc on this one. Also, it’s worth noting that most of the failed helmets were “premium” brands.“
There’s a table with results that folks can review for more detail. I should emphasize again that the sample set is way too small for real conclusions. But of the helmets that got the full range of testing (we collected a lot more but were limited in what we could test),
nearly 25% of them failed.
Having done this testing and corresponding research firsthand, my own opinion is that a well-cared for helmet is probably safe past the five-year limit, but it’s hard to know, and periodically replacing your helmet is a good thing despite the flat earther-esque “Wake up, sheep! Helmet companies only care about profits!” claims from the “I googled it” contingent. The reality is that helmets get funky and beat-up if worn regularly, and mine mostly get replaced by that point anyway so it’s moot.
Yes, that was my last issue I edited. We had Bell in Scots Valley test 20-30 helmets. They all performed like new ones.
Bullshit, sir. While it’s true that I started the legwork on the story while you were still half-assing it (or less) along with CityBike, you didn’t do any work on this story. I collected the helmets, did the testing with the team at Bell, and published the story several issues after you’d stopped fulfilling your commitments.
If you’d
actually edited the story you’d know that “they all performed like new ones” is not true (as noted above). But by all means, go on claiming to be an authority here.