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I need a snake

wtf? do you mean a plumbing snake?

maybe being a little more specific on what you want and why you want it would have helped your thread.
 
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Have you tried craigslist yet?




I do have a plumbing snake (hand crank) if that's the kind you need.

Otherwise, my G/F doesn't let me loan out my other snake.
 
what do you need said reptile snake for?
just curious
 
Okay, here's the back story: My co-worker got a new puppy, and she decided the best thing to do with the puppy was to bring it to work with her every day, rather than leave it at home. I think it's ridiculous that someone should bring their pet with them to the office every day. So, I was joking around about getting a big snake and bringing it into the office and just plopping it down on the ground, and letting it have free rein of the office, like she's doing with the puppy.


I may just be bitter because the puppy just pooped under my desk. Oh yeah, did I mention that it's not toilet trained?
 
Princess Bitch said:
Okay, here's the back story: My co-worker got a new puppy, and she decided the best thing to do with the puppy was to bring it to work with her every day, rather than leave it at home. I think it's ridiculous that someone should bring their pet with them to the office every day. So, I was joking around about getting a big snake and bringing it into the office and just plopping it down on the ground, and letting it have free rein of the office, like she's doing with the puppy.
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Take the boa in. He can eat the puppy for you. :)
 
Princess Bitch said:
Okay, here's the back story: My co-worker got a new puppy, and she decided the best thing to do with the puppy was to bring it to work with her every day, rather than leave it at home. I think it's ridiculous that someone should bring their pet with them to the office every day. So, I was joking around about getting a big snake and bringing it into the office and just plopping it down on the ground, and letting it have free rein of the office, like she's doing with the puppy.


I may just be bitter because the puppy just pooped under my desk. Oh yeah, did I mention that it's not toilet trained?
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:laughing Puppies are cute. I would love if someone brought a puppy to work. If it poops, I call the owner to clean it and facilities to sanitize the messed area.

A snake, on the other hand, would freak me the fuck out if I saw it and didn't know someone was trying to "make a point". Let the snake roam loose??! If the wrong person sees a snake and flips out, it may get squashed.

I would seriously be pissed off if the "point" someone was trying to make to someone else slithered into my workspace.

I think your point could be made better by expressing your disdain to HR. That would be the grown-up thing to do.
 
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holy shit that fucking weird i dreamed last night that there was a dogg crapping around my work place and i was stepping in it all the time.
 
You'd probably have more fun taking a tarantula in and letting it walk all around the office. ;) :teeth
 
CeruleanSkye said:
:laughing Puppies are cute. I would love if someone brought a puppy to work. If it poops, I call the owner to clean it and facilities to sanitize the messed area.

A snake, on the other hand, would freak me the fuck out if I saw it and didn't know someone was trying to "make a point". Let the snake roam loose??! If the wrong person sees a snake and flips out, it may get squashed. I would seriously be pissed off if the "point" someone was trying to make to someone else slithered into my workspace.

I think your point could be made better by expressing your disdain to HR.
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What if said puppy kept pissing faster than anyone could clean it up, and you can't call facilities, because the dog isn't supposed to be in the building in the first place?

I love puppies, but I think that if they're not trained, you shouldn't bring them in to work where they can piss and poo on other people's things. I'm all about responsible pet ownership. I can't be responsible, so therefore, I don't own a pet. Hence I would need to borrow a snake rather than go get my own.

I think the woman with the dog is going to get a talking to, and she'll have to figure out a new plan
 
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