Will signed two days before death...
https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2019-08-20/jeffrey-epstein-will-details

Dude knows prison life comes with certain hazards. No surprise he'd get his affairs in order, just in case.
The bit about the cameras being offline makes me think murder.
The bit about a fresh will makes me thing suicide.
It's still 50/50 in my head.![]()

Maybe Epstein came to the conclusion that life isn't worth living if you can't get good french fries?
What about sweet potato fries? I go back and forth on those.
.....including *offing* himself.
mediocre sweet potato fries > mediocre potato fries.
Though a good onion ring trumps all, but unfortunately most are garbage.
I just came back from Chik-fil-atio. I can confirm that their "fries" are literally the worst fries I have ever tasted. Chewy. Like cardboard.
I just came back from Chik-fil-atio. I can confirm that their "fries" are literally the worst fries I have ever tasted. Chewy. Like cardboard. I'd rather have fries smuggled into Epstein's cell and dipped in his rectal juices.
The bit about the cameras being offline makes me think murder.
The bit about a fresh will makes me thing suicide.
It's still 50/50 in my head.![]()
I can deal with a slightly soggy/chewy sweet potato fry. Soggy/chewy potato fries though are disgusting.
Also sweet potato fries, all else equal, are "healthier."