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Jeffrey Epstein "Suicide"

Dude knows prison life comes with certain hazards. No surprise he'd get his affairs in order, just in case.
 
Maybe Epstein came to the conclusion that life isn't worth living if you can't get good french fries?
 
Maybe Epstein came to the conclusion that life isn't worth living if you can't get good french fries?

Well, you can just about smuggle anything into prison if you try. But the dipping sauce may not be what he wants.
 
mediocre sweet potato fries > mediocre potato fries.

Though a good onion ring trumps all, but unfortunately most are garbage.

Disagree. I was excited about sweet potato fries the first few times I tried them but the novelty has worn off, they ain't all that and a bag of chips.
They seem to soak up more grease.
 
I can deal with a slightly soggy/chewy sweet potato fry. Soggy/chewy potato fries though are disgusting.

Also sweet potato fries, all else equal, are "healthier."
 
Just yesterday at Starbucks I ate a bag of sweet potato chips. They were pure shite.
I only like sweet potatoes baked until mushy with nothing else on them. When done just right they're delicious.
 
I just came back from Chik-fil-atio. I can confirm that their "fries" are literally the worst fries I have ever tasted. Chewy. Like cardboard. I'd rather have fries smuggled into Epstein's cell and dipped in his rectal juices.
 
I just came back from Chik-fil-atio. I can confirm that their "fries" are literally the worst fries I have ever tasted. Chewy. Like cardboard.

They make them there like that on purpose.
It's how "God likes them."
....at least they won't inflict them on you on Sundays.
 
I just came back from Chik-fil-atio. I can confirm that their "fries" are literally the worst fries I have ever tasted. Chewy. Like cardboard. I'd rather have fries smuggled into Epstein's cell and dipped in his rectal juices.

Before or after he hung himself? After and you get chunks
 
The bit about the cameras being offline makes me think murder.

The bit about a fresh will makes me thing suicide.

It's still 50/50 in my head. :nchantr

The cameras are shit. Things are ALWAYS broken in federal prisons. Not enough funding and.... I'm not gonna get political about it but every time law enforcement or military asks for more funding, a certain group always shuts them down.
 
I can deal with a slightly soggy/chewy sweet potato fry. Soggy/chewy potato fries though are disgusting.

Also sweet potato fries, all else equal, are "healthier."

I'm no huge fan of sweet potato fries. But if they're hot and a little crispy with just the right amount of sea salt, yeah, that's pretty good.
 
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