Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...
Chicago huh? Home of all those really nice steakhouses?
Yeah. Fake news. I will not listen to any propaganda from Big Beef that tries to besmirch the reputation of the glorious McRib.
You say that like those are not good things to eat?
Of course. But steak for lunch everyday? What am I, Gordon Gecko over here? Nah I’ll stick with my quick and easy mystery meat sammich.
perfectly edible foods!
SPAM solves all problems.
Right? F'in white people food don't know what it is missing.
The pandemic helped them catch on that dark meat, while cheaper, is superior.
Stop giving away all the secrets.

Fried spam on a McRib, YUM!
I would actually be happy to try that out!