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Meaningless statements

westie said:
I like a motel that advertises,"clean rooms." as opposed to the shotgun murder room I had last time...
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Hell, the Hampton Inn's leave little sticky notes that say "Your bedding was freshly washed" (or words to that effect). Ummm...yeah - thanks for letting me know, but I sort of expected that. Why not leave a note that says "We disposed of that dead hooker that was stuffed in the mattress for you," as well... Or "We cleaned the dick marks off of the drapes for you." Why thank you, Hampton Inn - nothing I hate more than someone else's dick marks on my drapes...
 
Radio stations that love to say "Your only choice for xyz music."

Now, if it's the ONLY Country, or Alt-pop, or Classic station, that's not much of a CHOICE now, is it ?

"Incentivize" People who use this word should be whipped with a bull's pizzle.
 
That speech was given on my boat, while I was there.

Holy fucking field day, do you have any idea how much effort goes into cleaning and painting a Nimitz class carrier for a POTUS visit!? :mad :rofl :cry
 
I love how things are now "chocolatey" because they don't contain the minimum % cacao to be considered chocolate.
 
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