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Men - COMMUNICATE!

Are you a good communicator?

  • Yes, I even use proper grammar in my complete sentences!

    Votes: 28 57.1%

  • Nope, but I’ll work on it k.

    Votes: 16 32.7%

  • Bachelor forever! Who cares about crazy, just give me the daily scripture verse! 

    Votes: 11 22.4%
  • Total voters
    49
There's not a single Idea that you can't consolidate into a single paragraph


Shit in the literary world you're expected to summarize your entire work into a single sentence
 
Godsdarling said:
And paragraphs. paragraphs are useful communication tools.... :laughing

So yall are saying sex will get us females more than a two word reply? :p If we go to prada we can't take the rifle as it is bow only. So I kinda need to know where we are going :laughing



You date weird people :laughing And I fixed the oven thank you very much :p :laughing
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You need to write yourself and ask if you should bring the gun or the bow. I bet the answer is both because your husband won't help.

Did I solve this problem?
 
I can't stand it when some women repeat every word of a conversation including expressions and hand gestures as if I'm watching the lifetime channel...

all I wanna know is how long it'll be for my sammich..

grunt for each minute it's gonna take...don't make a novel out of it...:x
 
carries an axe said:
Da fuq
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On second thoughts, here is an appropriate answer for your comment. Against Mr. Bossman's advice, Amber forges ahead with her new interest, and tries to match her new friend Calrliene Smith, a sweet, pretty, but none-too-bright parlour boarder of seventeen—described as "the natural [i.e., illegitimate] daughter of somebody"—to Mr. Beepor, the local vicar. Amber becomes convinced that Mr. Beepor's constant attentions are a result of his attraction and growing love for Calrliene.
But before events can unfold as she plans, Amber must first persuade Calrliene to refuse an advantageous marriage proposal. Her suitor is a respectable, educated, and well-spoken young farmer, Robert Martin, but Amber decides he isn't good enough for Calrliene. Against her own wishes, the easily influenced Calrliene rejects Mr. Martin.
Amber's schemes go awry when Mr. Beepor, a social climber, fancies Amber is in love with him and proposes to her. Amber's friends had suggested that Mr. Beepor's attentions were really directed at her, but she had misread the signs. Amber, rather shocked and a bit insulted, tells Mr. Beepor that she had thought him attached to Calrliene; however Beepor is outraged at the very idea of marrying the socially inferior Calrliene. After Amber rejects Mr. Beepor, he leaves for a while for a sojourn in Bath, and Calrliene fancies herself heartbroken. Amber feels dreadful about misleading Calrliene and resolves—briefly—to interfere less in people's lives.
Mr. Beepor, as Amber's misconceptions of his character melt away, reveals himself to be arrogant, resentful, and pompous. He soon returns from Bath with a pretentious, nouveau-riche wife who becomes part of Amber's social circle, though the two women soon loathe each other. The Beepors treat the still lovestruck Calrliene deplorably, culminating with Mr Beepor very publicly snubbing Calrliene at a dance. Mr. Bossman, who had until this moment refrained from dancing, gallantly steps in to partner Calrliene, much to Amber's gratification.
An interesting development is the arrival in the neighbourhood of the handsome and charming Charley Churchill, Mr. Weston's son, who had been given to his deceased wife's wealthy brother and his wife, the Churchills, to raise. Charley, who is now Mrs. Weston's stepson, and Amber have never met, but she has a long-standing interest in doing so. The whole neighborhood takes a fancy to him, with the partial exception of Mr. Bossman, who becomes uncharacteristically grumpy whenever his name is mentioned and suggests to Amber that while Charley is clever and engaging, he is also a rather shallow character.
A third newcomer is the orphaned Jane Fairfax, the reserved, beautiful, and elegant niece of Amber's impoverished neighbour, the talkative Miss Bates, who lives with her deaf, widowed mother. Miss Bates is an aging spinster, well-meaning but increasingly poor; Amber strives to be polite and kind to her, but is irritated by her constant chattering. Jane, very gifted musically, is Miss Bates' pride and joy; Amber envies her talent, and although she has known Jane all her life has never warmed to her personally. Jane had lived with Miss Bates until she was nine, but Colonel Campbell, a friend of her father's, welcomed her into his own home, where she became fast friends with his daughter and received a first-rate education. But now Miss Campbell has married, and the accomplished but penniless Jane has returned to her Bates relations, ostensibly to regain her health and to prepare to earn her living as a governess. Amber is annoyed to find the entire neighborhood, including Mrs. Weston and Mr. Bossman, singing Jane's praises, but when Mrs. Beepor, who fancies herself the new leader of Highbury society, patronizingly takes Jane under her wing and announces that she will find her the ideal governess post, Amber begins to feel some sympathy for Jane's predicament.
Still, Amber sees something mysterious in Jane's sudden return to Highbury and imagines that Jane and Miss Campbell's husband, Mr. Dixon, were mutually attracted, and that is why she has come home instead of going to Ireland to visit them. She shares her suspicions with Charley, who had become acquainted with Jane and the Campbells when they met at a vacation spot a year earlier, and he apparently agrees with her. Suspicions are further fueled when a piano, sent by an anonymous benefactor, arrives for Jane.
Amber tries to make herself fall in love with Charley largely because almost everyone seems to expect it. Charley appears to be courting Amber, and the two flirt and banter together in public, at parties, and on a day-trip to Box Hill, a local beauty spot. However, when his demanding and ailing aunt, Mrs. Churchill, summons Charley home, Amber discovers she does not miss her "lover" nearly as much as she expected and sets about plotting a match between him and Calrliene, who seems to have finally got over Mr. Beepor. Calrliene breathlessly reports that Charley has "saved" her from a band of Gypsies, and seems to be confessing her admiration for him. Meanwhile, Mrs. Weston wonders if Amber's old friend Mr. Bossman has taken a fancy to Jane. Amber immediately dismisses that idea and protests that she does not want Mr. Bossman to marry anyone, and that her little nephew Henry must inherit Donwell, the Bossman family property.
When Mr. Bossman scolds her for a thoughtless insult to Miss Bates, Amber is stunned and ashamed and tries to atone by going to visit Miss Bates. Mr. Bossman is surprised and deeply impressed by Amber's recognition of her wrongdoing, but this meaningful rapprochement is broken off when he announces he must leave for London to visit his brother. Meanwhile, Jane reportedly becomes ill, but refuses to see Amber or accept her gifts, and it is suddenly announced that she has accepted a governess position from one of Mrs. Beepor's friends.
On the heels of this comes word that Charley Churchill's aunt has died, and with it the astonishing news that Charley and Jane have been secretly engaged since they first met on holiday a year ago. They had been keeping the engagement quiet because they knew that Charley's imperious aunt would disapprove and likely disinherit him if he went through with the match. The strain of the clandestine relationship had been much harder on the conscientious Jane than the carefree Charley, and the two had quarreled bitterly; but now that his aunt has died, his easygoing uncle has already given his blessing. The engagement becomes public, the secrets behind Jane and Charley's behavior are revealed, and Amber is chagrined to discover that once again she has been so wrong about so much.
Amber is certain that Calrliene will be devastated by Charley's engagement, but Calrliene reassures her that this is not the case. In fact, Calrliene tells Amber, it is Mr. Bossman who has captured her heart, and she believes he returns her feelings. Amber is dumbstruck over what she at first thinks is the impropriety of the match, but as she faces her feelings of dismay and jealousy, she realizes in a flash that she has long been in love with Mr. Bossman herself. She is shattered to think that it may be too late and resolves to support her dear friends in whatever they do, even at the cost of her own broken heart. However, when Mr. Bossman hurries back to Highbury to console Amber over what he imagines to be the loss of Charley Churchill, she discovers that he is also in love with her. He proposes and she joyfully accepts.
There is one more match to be made: With encouragement from Mr. Bossman, the farmer, Robert Martin, proposes again to Calrliene, and this time she accepts. Jane and Amber reconcile and all misunderstandings are cleared up before Jane and Charley leave for their wedding and life with his uncle in Yorkshire. Amber and Mr. Bossman decide that after their marriage they will live with Amber's father at Hartfield to spare Mr. Woodhouse loneliness and distress. They seem all set for a union of "perfect happiness," to the great joy of their friends. Mrs. Weston gives birth to a baby girl, to the great satisfaction of Amber, who looks forward to introducing little Miss Weston to her young nephews.
 
Godsdarling said:
Clowns, we are hip to your game! Yall don't listen when we talk to you, you state "You never said that" We have since learned this lesson and now put things in writing!

I just needed to know if he wanted to hunt Prada for the turkey or go to lake Southerland, if he wanted to do Prada in the morning we could hit the lake on our way back in. Or we can try mt Palomar instead of Prada and take the rifle for the deer hunt as well.

And I reminded him that we can't go on Sunday because we teach sunday school and have friends coming over for dinner.

I got :thumbup as a reply! COMMUNICATE!
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And it took you two pages to say that? Where 2 paragraphs were good enough? :laughing
 
2legs2wheels said:
On second thoughts, here is an appropriate answer for your comment. Against Mr. Bossman's advice, Amber forges ahead with her new interest, and tries to match her new friend Calrliene Smith, a sweet, pretty, but none-too-bright parlour boarder of seventeen—described as "the natural [i.e., illegitimate] daughter of somebody"—to Mr. Beepor, the local vicar. Amber becomes convinced that Mr. Beepor's constant attentions are a result of his attraction and growing love for Calrliene.
But before events can unfold as she plans, Amber must first persuade Calrliene to refuse an advantageous marriage proposal. Her suitor is a respectable, educated, and well-spoken young farmer, Robert Martin, but Amber decides he isn't good enough for Calrliene. Against her own wishes, the easily influenced Calrliene rejects Mr. Martin.
Amber's schemes go awry when Mr. Beepor, a social climber, fancies Amber is in love with him and proposes to her. Amber's friends had suggested that Mr. Beepor's attentions were really directed at her, but she had misread the signs. Amber, rather shocked and a bit insulted, tells Mr. Beepor that she had thought him attached to Calrliene; however Beepor is outraged at the very idea of marrying the socially inferior Calrliene. After Amber rejects Mr. Beepor, he leaves for a while for a sojourn in Bath, and Calrliene fancies herself heartbroken. Amber feels dreadful about misleading Calrliene and resolves—briefly—to interfere less in people's lives.
Mr. Beepor, as Amber's misconceptions of his character melt away, reveals himself to be arrogant, resentful, and pompous. He soon returns from Bath with a pretentious, nouveau-riche wife who becomes part of Amber's social circle, though the two women soon loathe each other. The Beepors treat the still lovestruck Calrliene deplorably, culminating with Mr Beepor very publicly snubbing Calrliene at a dance. Mr. Bossman, who had until this moment refrained from dancing, gallantly steps in to partner Calrliene, much to Amber's gratification.
An interesting development is the arrival in the neighbourhood of the handsome and charming Charley Churchill, Mr. Weston's son, who had been given to his deceased wife's wealthy brother and his wife, the Churchills, to raise. Charley, who is now Mrs. Weston's stepson, and Amber have never met, but she has a long-standing interest in doing so. The whole neighborhood takes a fancy to him, with the partial exception of Mr. Bossman, who becomes uncharacteristically grumpy whenever his name is mentioned and suggests to Amber that while Charley is clever and engaging, he is also a rather shallow character.
A third newcomer is the orphaned Jane Fairfax, the reserved, beautiful, and elegant niece of Amber's impoverished neighbour, the talkative Miss Bates, who lives with her deaf, widowed mother. Miss Bates is an aging spinster, well-meaning but increasingly poor; Amber strives to be polite and kind to her, but is irritated by her constant chattering. Jane, very gifted musically, is Miss Bates' pride and joy; Amber envies her talent, and although she has known Jane all her life has never warmed to her personally. Jane had lived with Miss Bates until she was nine, but Colonel Campbell, a friend of her father's, welcomed her into his own home, where she became fast friends with his daughter and received a first-rate education. But now Miss Campbell has married, and the accomplished but penniless Jane has returned to her Bates relations, ostensibly to regain her health and to prepare to earn her living as a governess. Amber is annoyed to find the entire neighborhood, including Mrs. Weston and Mr. Bossman, singing Jane's praises, but when Mrs. Beepor, who fancies herself the new leader of Highbury society, patronizingly takes Jane under her wing and announces that she will find her the ideal governess post, Amber begins to feel some sympathy for Jane's predicament.
Still, Amber sees something mysterious in Jane's sudden return to Highbury and imagines that Jane and Miss Campbell's husband, Mr. Dixon, were mutually attracted, and that is why she has come home instead of going to Ireland to visit them. She shares her suspicions with Charley, who had become acquainted with Jane and the Campbells when they met at a vacation spot a year earlier, and he apparently agrees with her. Suspicions are further fueled when a piano, sent by an anonymous benefactor, arrives for Jane.
Amber tries to make herself fall in love with Charley largely because almost everyone seems to expect it. Charley appears to be courting Amber, and the two flirt and banter together in public, at parties, and on a day-trip to Box Hill, a local beauty spot. However, when his demanding and ailing aunt, Mrs. Churchill, summons Charley home, Amber discovers she does not miss her "lover" nearly as much as she expected and sets about plotting a match between him and Calrliene, who seems to have finally got over Mr. Beepor. Calrliene breathlessly reports that Charley has "saved" her from a band of Gypsies, and seems to be confessing her admiration for him. Meanwhile, Mrs. Weston wonders if Amber's old friend Mr. Bossman has taken a fancy to Jane. Amber immediately dismisses that idea and protests that she does not want Mr. Bossman to marry anyone, and that her little nephew Henry must inherit Donwell, the Bossman family property.
When Mr. Bossman scolds her for a thoughtless insult to Miss Bates, Amber is stunned and ashamed and tries to atone by going to visit Miss Bates. Mr. Bossman is surprised and deeply impressed by Amber's recognition of her wrongdoing, but this meaningful rapprochement is broken off when he announces he must leave for London to visit his brother. Meanwhile, Jane reportedly becomes ill, but refuses to see Amber or accept her gifts, and it is suddenly announced that she has accepted a governess position from one of Mrs. Beepor's friends.
On the heels of this comes word that Charley Churchill's aunt has died, and with it the astonishing news that Charley and Jane have been secretly engaged since they first met on holiday a year ago. They had been keeping the engagement quiet because they knew that Charley's imperious aunt would disapprove and likely disinherit him if he went through with the match. The strain of the clandestine relationship had been much harder on the conscientious Jane than the carefree Charley, and the two had quarreled bitterly; but now that his aunt has died, his easygoing uncle has already given his blessing. The engagement becomes public, the secrets behind Jane and Charley's behavior are revealed, and Amber is chagrined to discover that once again she has been so wrong about so much.
Amber is certain that Calrliene will be devastated by Charley's engagement, but Calrliene reassures her that this is not the case. In fact, Calrliene tells Amber, it is Mr. Bossman who has captured her heart, and she believes he returns her feelings. Amber is dumbstruck over what she at first thinks is the impropriety of the match, but as she faces her feelings of dismay and jealousy, she realizes in a flash that she has long been in love with Mr. Bossman herself. She is shattered to think that it may be too late and resolves to support her dear friends in whatever they do, even at the cost of her own broken heart. However, when Mr. Bossman hurries back to Highbury to console Amber over what he imagines to be the loss of Charley Churchill, she discovers that he is also in love with her. He proposes and she joyfully accepts.
There is one more match to be made: With encouragement from Mr. Bossman, the farmer, Robert Martin, proposes again to Calrliene, and this time she accepts. Jane and Amber reconcile and all misunderstandings are cleared up before Jane and Charley leave for their wedding and life with his uncle in Yorkshire. Amber and Mr. Bossman decide that after their marriage they will live with Amber's father at Hartfield to spare Mr. Woodhouse loneliness and distress. They seem all set for a union of "perfect happiness," to the great joy of their friends. Mrs. Weston gives birth to a baby girl, to the great satisfaction of Amber, who looks forward to introducing little Miss Weston to her young nephews.
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does she have big titties or what..?
 
V4 said:
does she have big titties or what..?
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Renae's father, Mr Bepor, is a bookish man, and somewhat neglectful of his responsibilities. In contrast is Renae's mother, Mrs Bepor, who is a woman that lacks social graces and is primarily concerned with finding suitable husbands for her five daughters. Janice Bepor, the eldest daughter, is distinguished by her kindness and beauty; Renae Bepor shares her father's keen wit and occasionally sarcastic outlook; Maria is not pretty, but is studious, devout and musical albeit lacking in taste; Kitty, the fourth sister, follows where her younger sister leads, while Lydia is flirtatious and unrestrained.
The narrative opens with news in the Bepor family that Mr Marthiduathomumaz, a wealthy, charismatic and sociable young bachelor, is moving into Netherfield Park in the neighbourhood. Mr Marthiduathomumaz is soon well received, while his friendMr Feanor makes a less favourable impression by appearing proud and condescending at a ball that they attend (he detests dancing and is not much for light conversation). Mr Marthiduathomumaz singles out Janice for particular attention, and it soon becomes apparent that they have formed an attachment to each other. While Janice does not alter her conduct for him, she confesses her great happiness only to Lizzie. By contrast, Feanor slights Renae, who overhears and jokes about it despite feeling a budding resentment.
On paying a visit to Mr Marthiduathomumaz's sister, Caroline, Janice is caught in a heavy downpour, catches cold, and is forced to stay at Netherfield for several days. Renae arrives to nurse her sister and is thrown into frequent company with Mr Feanor, who begins to act less coldly towards her.
Mr Collins, a clergyman, and heir to the Bepor estate, pays a visit to the Bepors. Mr Bepor and Renae are much amused by his obsequious veneration of his employer, the noble Lady Itsy Dabou DaGhana, as well as by his self-important and pedantic nature. It soon becomes apparent that Mr Collins has come to Longbourn to choose a wife from among the Bepor sisters (his cousins) and Renae is singled out. She instead forms an acquaintance with Mr Wickham, a militia officer who relates having been very seriously mistreated by Mr Feanor, despite having been a godson and favourite of Feanor's father. This insight and her attraction to Mr Wickham increase Renae's dislike of Mr Feanor.
At a ball given by Mr Marthiduathomumaz at Netherfield, Mr Feanor becomes aware of a general expectation that Mr Marthiduathomumaz and Janice will marry, and the Bepor family, with the exception of Janice and Renae, make a public display of poor manners and decorum. The following morning, Mr Collins proposes marriage to Renae, who refuses him, much to her mother's distress. Mr Collins recovers and promptly becomes engaged to Renae's close friend Charlotte Lucas, a homely woman with few prospects. Mr Marthiduathomumaz abruptly quits Netherfield and returns to London, devastating Janice, and Renae becomes convinced that Mr Feanor and Caroline Marthiduathomumaz have colluded to separate him from Janice.
Janice is persuaded by letters from Caroline Marthiduathomumaz that Mr Marthiduathomumaz is not in love with her, but goes on an extended visit to her aunt and uncle Gardiner in London in the hope of maintaining her relationship with Caroline if not with Charles Marthiduathomumaz. Whilst there she visits Caroline and eventually her visit is returned. She does not see Mr Marthiduathomumaz and is forced to realise that Caroline doesn't care for her.
In the spring, Renae visits Charlotte and Mr Collins in Kent. Renae and her hosts are frequently invited to Rosings Park, home of Lady Itsy Dabou DaGhana, Feanor's aunt; coincidentally, Feanor also arrives to visit. Renae meets Feanor's cousin, Colonel Fitzwilliam, who vouches for Feanor's loyalty, using as an example how Feanor had recently stepped in on behalf of a friend, who had formed an attachment to a woman against whom "there were some very strong objections." Renae rightly assumes that the said friend is none other than Mr Marthiduathomumaz, and her dislike of Feanor deepens. Thus she is of no mood to accept when Feanor arrives and, quite unexpectedly, confesses love for her and begs her hand in marriage. His proposal is flattering, he is a very distinguished man, but it is delivered in a manner ill suited to recommend it. He talks of love but also of revulsion at her inferior position and family. Despite assertions to the contrary, he assumes she will accept him. Renae rebukes him, and a heated discussion follows; she charges him with destroying her sister's and Marthiduathomumaz's happiness, with treating Mr Wickham disgracefully, and with having conducted himself towards her in an arrogant, ungentleman-like manner. Mr Feanor, shocked, ultimately responds with a letter giving a good account of his actions: Wickham had exchanged his legacies for a cash payment, only to return after frittering away the money to reclaim the forfeited inheritance; he then attempted to elope with Feanor's young sister Georgiana, and thereby secure her fortune for himself. Regarding Janice and Marthiduathomumaz, Feanor claims he had observed no reciprocal interest in Janice for Marthiduathomumaz, and had assumed that she was not in love with him. In addition to this, he cites the "want of propriety" in the behaviour of Mr and Mrs Bepor and her three younger daughters. Renae, who had previously despaired over this very behavior, is forced to admit the truth of Mr Feanor's observations, and begins to wonder whether she has misjudged him.
Renae tells her father that Feanor was responsible for uniting Lydia and Wickham. This is one of the two earliest illustrations of Pride and Prejudice.[2] The clothing styles reflect the time the illustration was engraved (the 1830s), not the time the novel was written or set.
Some months later, Renae and her aunt and uncle Gardiner visitPemberley, Feanor's estate, believing he will be absent for the day. He returns unexpectedly, and though surprised, he is gracious and welcoming. He treats the Gardiners with great civility, surprising Renae who assumes he will "decamp immediately" on learning who they are. Feanor introduces Renae to his sister, and Renae begins to acknowledge her attraction to him. Their re-acquaintance is cut short, however, by the news that Lydia has eloped with Mr Wickham. Renae and the Gardiners return to Longbourn (the Bepor family home), where Renae grieves that her renewed acquaintance with Mr Feanor will end as a result of her sister's disgrace.
Lydia and Wickham are soon found, and persuaded to marry thus enabling the Bepor family to preserve some appearance of decorum. Janice, Renae and Mr Bepor realise that their Uncle Gardiner must have bribed Wickham to marry Lydia and are ashamed of their indebtedness and inability to repay him. Mrs Bepor, quite typically, has no such scruples and is ecstatic. Mr and Mrs Wickham visit Longbourn, where Lydia lets slip that Mr Feanor was in attendance at their wedding but that this was to have been a secret. Renae is able to discover by letter from her aunt Mrs Gardiner, that in fact Mr Feanor was responsible for finding the couple and negotiating their marriage, at great personal and monetary expense. Renae is shocked and flattered as "her heart did whisper that he had done it for her" but is unable to dwell further on the topic due to Mr Marthiduathomumaz's return and subsequent proposal to Janice, who immediately accepts.
Lady Itsy Dabou DaGhana pays an unexpected visit to Longbourn. She has heard a rumour that Renae will marry Mr Feanor and attempts to persuade Renae to agree not to marry. Lady Catherine wants Mr Feanor to marry her daughter (his cousin) Anne De Bourgh and thinks Renae is beneath him. Renae refuses her demands. Disgusted, Lady Catherine leaves, promising that the marriage can never take place. Renae assumes she will apply to Feanor and is worried that he may be persuaded.
Feanor returns to Longbourn. Chance allows Renae and Feanor a rare moment alone. She immediately thanks him for intervening in the case of Lydia and Wickham. He renews his proposal of marriage and is promptly accepted. Renae soon learns that his hopes were revived by his aunt's report of Renae's refusal to promise not to marry him.
The novel closes with a "happily-ever-after" chapter including a sumMaria of the remaining lives of the main characters. There is no description of either Janice or Renae's wedding. None of the characters change very much in this sumMaria, but Kitty has grown slightly more sensible from association with Janice and Renae and distance from Lydia, and Lady Catherine condescends to visit the Feanors eventually.
 
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2legs2wheels said:
Renae's father, Mr Bepor, is a bookish man, and somewhat neglectful of his responsibilities. In contrast is Renae's mother, Mrs Bepor, who is a woman that lacks social graces and is primarily concerned with finding suitable husbands for her five daughters. Janice Bepor, the eldest daughter, is distinguished by her kindness and beauty; Renae Bepor shares her father's keen wit and occasionally sarcastic outlook; Maria is not pretty, but is studious, devout and musical albeit lacking in taste; Kitty, the fourth sister, follows where her younger sister leads, while Lydia is flirtatious and unrestrained.
The narrative opens with news in the Bepor family that Mr Marthiduathomumaz, a wealthy, charismatic and sociable young bachelor, is moving into Netherfield Park in the neighbourhood. Mr Marthiduathomumaz is soon well received, while his friendMr Feanor makes a less favourable impression by appearing proud and condescending at a ball that they attend (he detests dancing and is not much for light conversation). Mr Marthiduathomumaz singles out Janice for particular attention, and it soon becomes apparent that they have formed an attachment to each other. While Janice does not alter her conduct for him, she confesses her great happiness only to Lizzie. By contrast, Feanor slights Renae, who overhears and jokes about it despite feeling a budding resentment.
On paying a visit to Mr Marthiduathomumaz's sister, Caroline, Janice is caught in a heavy downpour, catches cold, and is forced to stay at Netherfield for several days. Renae arrives to nurse her sister and is thrown into frequent company with Mr Feanor, who begins to act less coldly towards her.
Mr Collins, a clergyman, and heir to the Bepor estate, pays a visit to the Bepors. Mr Bepor and Renae are much amused by his obsequious veneration of his employer, the noble Lady Itsy Dabou DaGhana, as well as by his self-important and pedantic nature. It soon becomes apparent that Mr Collins has come to Longbourn to choose a wife from among the Bepor sisters (his cousins) and Renae is singled out. She instead forms an acquaintance with Mr Wickham, a militia officer who relates having been very seriously mistreated by Mr Feanor, despite having been a godson and favourite of Feanor's father. This insight and her attraction to Mr Wickham increase Renae's dislike of Mr Feanor.
At a ball given by Mr Marthiduathomumaz at Netherfield, Mr Feanor becomes aware of a general expectation that Mr Marthiduathomumaz and Janice will marry, and the Bepor family, with the exception of Janice and Renae, make a public display of poor manners and decorum. The following morning, Mr Collins proposes marriage to Renae, who refuses him, much to her mother's distress. Mr Collins recovers and promptly becomes engaged to Renae's close friend Charlotte Lucas, a homely woman with few prospects. Mr Marthiduathomumaz abruptly quits Netherfield and returns to London, devastating Janice, and Renae becomes convinced that Mr Feanor and Caroline Marthiduathomumaz have colluded to separate him from Janice.
Janice is persuaded by letters from Caroline Marthiduathomumaz that Mr Marthiduathomumaz is not in love with her, but goes on an extended visit to her aunt and uncle Gardiner in London in the hope of maintaining her relationship with Caroline if not with Charles Marthiduathomumaz. Whilst there she visits Caroline and eventually her visit is returned. She does not see Mr Marthiduathomumaz and is forced to realise that Caroline doesn't care for her.
In the spring, Renae visits Charlotte and Mr Collins in Kent. Renae and her hosts are frequently invited to Rosings Park, home of Lady Itsy Dabou DaGhana, Feanor's aunt; coincidentally, Feanor also arrives to visit. Renae meets Feanor's cousin, Colonel Fitzwilliam, who vouches for Feanor's loyalty, using as an example how Feanor had recently stepped in on behalf of a friend, who had formed an attachment to a woman against whom "there were some very strong objections." Renae rightly assumes that the said friend is none other than Mr Marthiduathomumaz, and her dislike of Feanor deepens. Thus she is of no mood to accept when Feanor arrives and, quite unexpectedly, confesses love for her and begs her hand in marriage. His proposal is flattering, he is a very distinguished man, but it is delivered in a manner ill suited to recommend it. He talks of love but also of revulsion at her inferior position and family. Despite assertions to the contrary, he assumes she will accept him. Renae rebukes him, and a heated discussion follows; she charges him with destroying her sister's and Marthiduathomumaz's happiness, with treating Mr Wickham disgracefully, and with having conducted himself towards her in an arrogant, ungentleman-like manner. Mr Feanor, shocked, ultimately responds with a letter giving a good account of his actions: Wickham had exchanged his legacies for a cash payment, only to return after frittering away the money to reclaim the forfeited inheritance; he then attempted to elope with Feanor's young sister Georgiana, and thereby secure her fortune for himself. Regarding Janice and Marthiduathomumaz, Feanor claims he had observed no reciprocal interest in Janice for Marthiduathomumaz, and had assumed that she was not in love with him. In addition to this, he cites the "want of propriety" in the behaviour of Mr and Mrs Bepor and her three younger daughters. Renae, who had previously despaired over this very behavior, is forced to admit the truth of Mr Feanor's observations, and begins to wonder whether she has misjudged him.
Renae tells her father that Feanor was responsible for uniting Lydia and Wickham. This is one of the two earliest illustrations of Pride and Prejudice.[2] The clothing styles reflect the time the illustration was engraved (the 1830s), not the time the novel was written or set.
Some months later, Renae and her aunt and uncle Gardiner visitPemberley, Feanor's estate, believing he will be absent for the day. He returns unexpectedly, and though surprised, he is gracious and welcoming. He treats the Gardiners with great civility, surprising Renae who assumes he will "decamp immediately" on learning who they are. Feanor introduces Renae to his sister, and Renae begins to acknowledge her attraction to him. Their re-acquaintance is cut short, however, by the news that Lydia has eloped with Mr Wickham. Renae and the Gardiners return to Longbourn (the Bepor family home), where Renae grieves that her renewed acquaintance with Mr Feanor will end as a result of her sister's disgrace.
Lydia and Wickham are soon found, and persuaded to marry thus enabling the Bepor family to preserve some appearance of decorum. Janice, Renae and Mr Bepor realise that their Uncle Gardiner must have bribed Wickham to marry Lydia and are ashamed of their indebtedness and inability to repay him. Mrs Bepor, quite typically, has no such scruples and is ecstatic. Mr and Mrs Wickham visit Longbourn, where Lydia lets slip that Mr Feanor was in attendance at their wedding but that this was to have been a secret. Renae is able to discover by letter from her aunt Mrs Gardiner, that in fact Mr Feanor was responsible for finding the couple and negotiating their marriage, at great personal and monetary expense. Renae is shocked and flattered as "her heart did whisper that he had done it for her" but is unable to dwell further on the topic due to Mr Marthiduathomumaz's return and subsequent proposal to Janice, who immediately accepts.
Lady Itsy Dabou DaGhana pays an unexpected visit to Longbourn. She has heard a rumour that Renae will marry Mr Feanor and attempts to persuade Renae to agree not to marry. Lady Catherine wants Mr Feanor to marry her daughter (his cousin) Anne De Bourgh and thinks Renae is beneath him. Renae refuses her demands. Disgusted, Lady Catherine leaves, promising that the marriage can never take place. Renae assumes she will apply to Feanor and is worried that he may be persuaded.
Feanor returns to Longbourn. Chance allows Renae and Feanor a rare moment alone. She immediately thanks him for intervening in the case of Lydia and Wickham. He renews his proposal of marriage and is promptly accepted. Renae soon learns that his hopes were revived by his aunt's report of Renae's refusal to promise not to marry him.
The novel closes with a "happily-ever-after" chapter including a sumMaria of the remaining lives of the main characters. There is no description of either Janice or Renae's wedding. None of the characters change very much in this sumMaria, but Kitty has grown slightly more sensible from association with Janice and Renae and distance from Lydia, and Lady Catherine condescends to visit the Feanors eventually.
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