so an ego trippin' barf moderator gets on the plane headed for san jose and sits down in first class...
stewardess comes up to him and sez, "excuse me, but this seat is reserved for those who bought first class seats...you have coach and need to sit in the back.."
the ego trippin barf mod sez, " i don't care...i'm a barf moderator and i will sit right here..."
stewardess goes to the cockpit and tells the copilot there's trouble in first class so the co pilot addresses the moderator and sez, " sir, these seats are reserved for first class..you need to go back to coach where your assigned"
ego trippin mod sez, " i don't care...i'm a barf moderator and i will sit right here..."
so both the co pilot and stewardess goes into the cockpit and tell the captain of the plane of the problem with the barf moderator...
the captain sez, " oh...a barf moderator..??? I know how to deal with these dimwits" so he walks out to the barf moderator, leans towards him and starts whispering to him...
suddenly, the ego trippin moderator jumps out of first class and runs back to the coach section of the plane....
both the copilot and stewardess were shocked and asked what the captain said to the ego trippin barf moderator and the captain sez, " i just told him the first class area isn't flying to san jose but only the coach section will..."
TA-DA..!!!!!11