MC BumSlap
Big Belly Bum Scud
Jokes on the teams that paid him. Oh wait...
Bruh, he has career earned something like $80m as a part time QB. Joke is on us.![]()

McD said Garp "dodged a bullet" and that the prognosis is good.
They won't know til later in the week if he'll play, but it may only be a week.
I still want to see them play Farva.
Sep 18, 2016 NFL Shoulder A/C Joint Sprain Garoppolo returned to the #2 role behind Tom Brady in Week 5.
Sep 23, 2018 NFL Knee ACL Tear Grade 3 Garoppolo tore his left ACL late in Week 3 and missed the rest of the season. He had surgery Oct. 3.
Sep 20, 2020 NFL Pedal Ankle (high) Sprain Grade 3 Garoppolo picked up a high right ankle sprain during the Week 2 win against the Jets. He missed two games
Nov 1, 2020 NFL Pedal Ankle (high) Sprain Grade 3 Garoppolo suffered an ankle injury during Week 8's contest at Seattle. He missed the rest of the season.
Oct 3, 2021 NFL Leg Calf Strain Garoppolo sustained a calf injury during Week 4's contest against the Seahawks. He missed one game.
Dec 23, 2021 NFL Hand Thumb Fracture Garoppolo sustained a fracture in his right thumb during Week 16's loss at Tennessee.
Dec 23, 2021 NFL Hand Thumb Torn Ligament Garoppolo sustained a UCL tear in his right thumb during Week 16's loss at Tennessee. He played the 49ers' final four games (including the playoffs) with a torn thumb ligament
Jan 16, 2022 NFL Shoulder Garoppolo suffered a shoulder sprain in the wild-card win over the Cowboys
Dec 4, 2022 NFL Pedal Foot Fracture Jimmy G was carted off in the 1st quarter. He's out for the regular season with a broken foot.
Sep 24, 2023 NFL Head Cranial Concussion Grade 1 Garoppolo entered concussion protocol following Week 4 vs. the Steelers. It's unclear when he sustained the concussion, given that he played through the entire game. He returned for Week 6 after missing one game.
Oct. 15, 2023 NFL Back Injury Garoppolo got a back owie in the second quarter and was taken off the field. Prognosis not yet determined. Will miss at least one game.

he'd be way tougher if he had a vajayjay. testicles are soft and weak. vajayjays can take a pounding
LOL, Betty White.
she's kinda right tooshe's kinda right too
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was just watching the rich eisen show (my fave), he pointed out that the Jets have faced Mahomes, Josh Allen and Jalen Hurts. In those games, the Jets picked them off 8 (!) times.
Also in those games, Zach Wilson has thrown a total of 1 pick.
And Rodgers is already walking around and throwing casually
I see you, NJ-b. there's something going on there.

Someone is missing all the commercials the NFL is running to get women to play football, both flag and full contact....
Can we start making jokes about Jovan Belcher, or is it still too soon?

The "Heidi Game"...![]()

Probably sure it is not that, pretty sure there are not even humans alive able to remember that far back.
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