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antipathy said:
Leghumper's escort - how appropriate! :laughing :cry :laughing

I will nickname this race, "The Cockblock 500!!"
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W00t!

We need some vinyl numbers for our bikes.

Winner follows her to her first hotel room for the night :laughing

*goes off to determine if he can actually refuel whilst riding, since he can pull out his keys while the bike is running*
 
Yet another female leaving that I didn't leg hump yet. :-(
 
Dopesick VFR said:
Yet another female leaving that I didn't leg hump yet. :-(
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Still time....

Come up next wednesday :teeth
 
Valgar said:
Winner follows her to her first hotel room for the night :laughing
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For a romantic night of self-love! This isn't the Cockblock 500 for nothing! Not even the winning greyhound gets to eat the bunny, my friend. :cry

*goes off to determine if he can actually refuel whilst riding, since he can pull out his keys while the bike is running*
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With some creative gas container rigging, a la the Baja 1,000, anything is possible!

I think we may already have a winner. :teeth
 
slowpoke said:
Can I drive my geek car instead?:toothless
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Well, I guess if you win and you still don't get laid, you might as well drive a car that ensures you won't get laid anywhere else

:twofinger
 
Fekking hilarious... the Cockblock 500.

:laughing

I miss you guys already!!!!!

:cry
 
Gonna try and join you... those darn Ducati riders start their rides EARLY!!! :mad

:laughing

Well, it might be nitewaif's problem soon... looks like she got herself a new Monster!

:thumbup
 
antipathy said:
For a romantic night of self-love! This isn't the Cockblock 500 for nothing! Not even the winning greyhound gets to eat the bunny, my friend. :cry

With some creative gas container rigging, a la the Baja 1,000, anything is possible!

I think we may already have a winner. :teeth
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Hrmm... lesee... medical tubing, fuel tees, six or seven Camelbaks, and a six-pack of MSR bottles in each saddlebag... "hold on sugah, daddy's got a sweet tooth tonite!!"
 
frankie said:
Henry hates me cuz I said his car is teh ghey. :laughing

I still think it is. :shhh
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If memory serves you cackled loudly and mocked his licence plate before you even knew the car was Henry's. So yeah, you're a total bitch. :chuci :twofinger
But damn that was funny. :laughing (sorry Henry)
-A
 
antipathy said:
For a romantic night of self-love! This isn't the Cockblock 500 for nothing! Not even the winning greyhound gets to eat the bunny, my friend.
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Well it's a good thing she is a human and not a bunny then :teeth
 
Dragon said:
Henry---what :banana are you talking about?
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In your avatar!:laughing

Me:

"Ohhh...Ken's gotta new girly girl...heehee"

*poof*

"What the fuck was that?"

*poof*

"Huh?"

*poof*

"What the hell?"

*poof*

BWAHAHAHHAAHA!!!:cry:laughing:cry
 
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slowpoke said:
In your avatar!:laughing

Me:

"Ohhh...Ken's gotta new girly girl...heehee"

*poof*

"What the fuck was that?"

*poof*

"Huh?"

*poof*

"What the hell?"

*poof*

BWAHAHAHHAAHA!!!:cry:laughing:cry
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Henry you are seeing shit....


WTF are you talking about?














BWAHAHAHAHAHA :laughing
 
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