Hey DucatiHoney: You are officially one of my heroes!

I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to ride together back when I was home. Hopefully we'll hang while I'm back in the Bay Area in October. I wish I could get as down and dirty on my Ducs as you...but alas,...I'm stuck doing the basic maintenance stuff and I leave the rest to the pros at Nichols Mfg... (Free advert, not that they need it)

GREAT GUYS!
Duck916: Come on...you're an easy target, and you will forever infamously be known as an idiot for that video. So, just take it like a man...and understand that it's a joke. Plus,...in all honesty,...you have very little riding skill/experience. I guarantee that either DH or I can take you out and smoke you like a Cuban any day. Guaranteed. So you should watch who you are mouthing off to, not in a threatening sense you see, but from a perspective, that most are riders with quite a bit more experience than you, and you look really stupid trying to defend yourself to those who know that you have little knowledge to the actual functions of your bike, and what it can do, let alone how to ride it.
Yes, Ducatis are beautiful..but there is so much more to it than that. You are a Ducati owner, but have yet to enter the ranks of being a Ducatista, which is something that if you live long enough,...you may someday understand..
I'm not knockin ya, so I hope you don't get all gangsta on me...I'm just trying to enlighten u to what we see,....we've all been where you are today,....and think it's funny in retrospect...but your attitude really is not gonna help you, especially not on BARF.
Moike: Hahhaa....never have I found the thought of bowel movements so funny...
Man I miss the Bay Area...