I was just looking for my spare set of glasses in my night stand and found a porn magazine. It's dated 9/4/17.
I remember it was a birthday gift from a friend. I'm thinking, how the fuck did she think to go find a porn magazine dated on my birthday as a gift?
It's a magazine called Club Asian. This is a friend I confide in always. She knows everything about me. If we had a falling out and she wanted to blackmail me for something, there aren't enough fingers to count the easy options. My life is weird. My little sister has a category of our conversations she calls "strange girls in dark places".
I think the joke is that at that time, most of the girls I dated in recent years were Asian. Dated is not the right word. I was in a period of a lot of friends with benefits. Not on purpose, just the way life took me. At the time, my girlfriend was actually white. Women of any color can get it. Also because who buys porn magazines these days when you can easily pull up videos on your phone or computer in a few seconds? How do these companies stay in business?
Bet none of you have gotten a porn magazine as a birthday gift. Or maybe one of you have. There's some weird people around here.
I remember it was a birthday gift from a friend. I'm thinking, how the fuck did she think to go find a porn magazine dated on my birthday as a gift?
It's a magazine called Club Asian. This is a friend I confide in always. She knows everything about me. If we had a falling out and she wanted to blackmail me for something, there aren't enough fingers to count the easy options. My life is weird. My little sister has a category of our conversations she calls "strange girls in dark places".
I think the joke is that at that time, most of the girls I dated in recent years were Asian. Dated is not the right word. I was in a period of a lot of friends with benefits. Not on purpose, just the way life took me. At the time, my girlfriend was actually white. Women of any color can get it. Also because who buys porn magazines these days when you can easily pull up videos on your phone or computer in a few seconds? How do these companies stay in business?
Bet none of you have gotten a porn magazine as a birthday gift. Or maybe one of you have. There's some weird people around here.