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Practical tips for rapture day

I'll bet that Camping won't give back a cent of the money he took in.

I'll also be that he's driving a brand new Mercedes within a month. :|
 
Climber said:
I'll bet that Camping won't give back a cent of the money he took in.

I'll also be that he's driving a brand new Mercedes within a month. :|
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Or get shot by one of the nutjobs he created who now have no money, family or home.
 
It's still on peoples!!!!

Mark your calendar's for October 21st, 2011. :twofinger


California preacher Harold Camping said Monday his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on October 21st.

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But Camping said that he's now realized the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said Oct. 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.



Read more: http://www.sacbee.com/2011/05/23/3648009/radio-host-who-predicted-end-of.html#ixzz1NEQvrGnd
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he probably made up that date so his followers can't get a refund for the may 21st fiasco...
 
one of the comments in the article on yahoo:

"Just spent 6 years getting my degree and my MBA, graduating on Friday the 20th. If it's judgment day the day after, I'm gonna be pissed."
:laughing
 
ummmmm.... sooo... yea... rapture day..nothing happened... what a surprise..

i see the day has been bumped to october... gawd!
 
On the advice of a radio personality, I took all my money out of the bank. Went to the closest casino and at the roulette wheel, bet it all on 22.





The guy at the table said "I'm sorry sir, It's a $5.00 minimum bet.:(
 
Skarthi said:
On the advice of a radio personality, I took all my money out of the bank. Went to the closest casino and at the roulette wheel, bet it all on 22.





The guy at the table said "I'm sorry sir, It's a $5.00 minimum bet.:(
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:laughing

Protip: Do not send Harold Camping and other "end of the world prediction nutters" money!
 
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According to Harold Camping's revised agenda, there will be no Pre-Rapture before the October 21st doomsday, instead those being saved will be Raptured on the fly.

"We've always said May 21 was the day, but we didn't understand altogether the spiritual meaning," he said. "The fact is there is only one kind of people who will ascend into heaven ... if God has saved them they're going to be caught up."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110524/ap_on_re_us/us_apocalypse_saturday
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I'm assuming this will be like the emergency "beam out" like they do on Star Trek. Just mere seconds before you fall into the abyss or the Dilithium Chamber explodes, God's Scotty, will lock onto your coordinates and transport you out. :laughing

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Pre- 5/21/2011

How do you know it's the rapture? Earthquakes and 5 months of wrath.

Post- 5/21/2011

How do you know it's the rapture? 5 months of Christian music..
 
papa911 said:
Pre- 5/21/2011

How do you know it's the rapture? Earthquakes and 5 months of wrath.

Post- 5/21/2011

How do you know it's the rapture? 5 months of Christian music..
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when that thing gets destroyed, then all the fun begins...
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Well this shit sucks! The crazy religous bitch next door did not get raptured so i have to continue to listen to her little yapping ankle biter all day and night. I was hoping she would get raptured so i could feed that little mutt to the coyotes.:laughing
 
gixxerjoeca said:
Well this shit sucks! The crazy religous bitch next door did not get raptured so i have to continue to listen to her little yapping ankle biter all day and night. I was hoping she would get raptured so i could feed that little mutt to the coyotes.:laughing
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You missed your window of plausible deniable during Rapture hour to get rid of the dawg. :shame

You needed to kidnap it and turn it loose in the yard of a family in the suburbs like Kramer did on Seinfeld. :laughing
 
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