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Rosetta Stone?

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So, I have a great Russian GF (very inexpensive! :teeth ) and I want to pick up the language. She was fully educated here in the states and knows both languages fluently.

But, it would be nice to know when her Dad and sister are talking trash :p

Anyway, does anyone have any experience with Rosetta Stone? I checked them out a few days ago and it seems like a decent program but missing a few items I expected to get (based on 5 years of school-taught French and Arabic).

Any feedback appreciated (or a recommendation for an alternative approach).

Thanks!
 
This thread is full of potential win (inexpensive Russian girlfriend), some of which the tv show House has already exploited.
 
Rosetta stone is great once you get passed the first grade level...

Not sure if it'll help for trash talking inlaws, but it'll atleast help you understand the language a bit more.

It's one of those that the more time you give it the better it helps...

And be sure to buy yourself a decent mic. I tried two cheapies and some words just won't register on a cheap mic.
 
So, I have a great Russian GF (very inexpensive! :teeth ) and I want to pick up the language. She was fully educated here in the states and knows both languages fluently.

By "fully", you mean "house-trained"?

Excellent... :twofinger
 
I borrowed a copy and it worked pretty well picking up some spanish. I used it for a couple months, but couldn't keep up with my schedule. Probably go back to it after law school.

Get a mic, I was using the one built into my laptop and was getting pissed when I was yelling "un sandwich" and it couldn't understand me to let me move on
 
as using the one built into my laptop and was getting pissed when I was yelling "un sandwich" and it couldn't understand me to let me move on

:rofl

Fuck that damn sandwich... Wot's worse is when it'd come back for a "skill review" and make me do it again.....

Fuck that sandwich in two!
 
I had it for Japanese, and it was garbage. I wanted to hurry up and learn stuff that I could use. I never got that far.

I had a Russian girlfriend too. (Mine was the expensive kind.) I learned a lot more Russian from her than the Japanese I learned from Rosetta Stone. Just make an effort and have the lady speak to you in Russian exclusively when you're together. That immersion helped me more with the language than anything else.

BTW, you'll learn this eventually, but dating a Russian woman is just like owning a boat. The happiest days of your life are the day you buy the boat and the day you sell it. Sadly, I never learned my lesson. I'm looking for another boat.
 
I had it for Japanese, and it was garbage. I wanted to hurry up and learn stuff that I could use. I never got that far.

I had a Russian girlfriend too. (Mine was the expensive kind.) I learned a lot more Russian from her than the Japanese I learned from Rosetta Stone. Just make an effort and have the lady speak to you in Russian exclusively when you're together. That immersion helped me more with the language than anything else.

BTW, you'll learn this eventually, but dating a Russian woman is just like owning a boat. The happiest days of your life are the day you buy the boat and the day you sell it. Sadly, I never learned my lesson. I'm looking for another boat.

Hang out in the Richmond, they're falling out of the damn windows over there.
 
So, I have a great Russian GF (very inexpensive! :teeth !

Not for long. She's in the break-in phase. As in breaking you in. :twofinger

I keed.

You can PM or text me with any translation needs. :teeth

Я научу тебя как надо общаться с этими русскими.
 
From my experience with Rosetta Stone, IF you are dedicated, it might be useful (I guess that is true of most things). I found the phrases they teach you ("The cat is in the tree," etc) to be pretty silly and impractical.
 
I gave a jokey answer at the outset because I have not used Rosetta Stone, but my sense of it has always been that its marketed as the most expensive so it must be the best. The commercials are all sizzle more than steak.

Learning a foreign language is just hard and the only way to do it involves a lot of focus, dedication and follow-up. I think people think they can buy their way into an "easier" method, but I think you can just spend money all day long and still not learn much without the elbow grease.

I have been working on my Spanish lately, having in past years studied it, Italian in high school, Portuguese, Telugu and Urdu (didn't get far in last two but I was livin there, so)...I only ever truly succeeded in Italian (which has to be the easiest language you'd ever study, I swear).

I bought some "learn in your car" cds from what seemed to be reputable producers (having previously bought a crappy set from some dork who musta summered down there and got a pot brainstorm, which I literally threw into the CD recycling bin at El Cerrito); you know, language professors, phds type o' thing.

I transferred em onto my iPod. I walk everyday and listen and repeat for about 45-50 minutes. It's really helping because I make myself hit the pause button each time they give the English sentence and want you to repeat. It's kinda hard work but I feel like I've made more progress than other super-ambitious schemes that involve way more time than I have with lots of bells and whistles.

If such a thing exists in Russian, this might help. I just think that spending a fortune on a fancy program might be like getting into the self-help seminar thing. Always seeking and spending, but mostly, just spending.

My son had two years of French when he entered UC. He began studying German as a Freshman and got good enough in just two years to go abroad and take all of his courses in German literature and philosophy at Humboldt University in Berlin as a junior. He took a proficiency test and scored an 80. Not bad for a freakin hard language and no, the courses in Berlin weren't special for Americans, they were for German students. I'm pretty sure he studied nuance and things in the text that a lot of Germans never even learn, because his focus is literary criticism.

Yes, he's smart, but he just took college-level courses and was super-motivated. And all the while, he was taking a lot of courses in other subjects because his major is in English. Didn't need Rosetta or any other things beyond a course and his books. This convinces me that anybody really can learn a language, they just have to really want to.

I don't know if pickin up the chatter from the Russians is enough motivation for you to learn it. And if they figure out you have, they'll probably go into some God-forsaken dialect to keep you confused! But I think that an audio approach is best for Russian because the Cyrillic characters are just going to be a distraction.

Good luck.
 
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