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Suez C anal blockage

From watching years of Ford and Chevy Super Bowl commercials, I'm pretty sure any fully-optioned American pick-up could pull that ship back into the deeper water no problem.
 
Map8 said:
From watching years of Ford and Chevy Super Bowl commercials, I'm pretty sure any fully-optioned American pick-up could pull that ship back into the deeper water no problem.
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:laughing
 
Map8 said:
From watching years of Ford and Chevy Super Bowl commercials, I'm pretty sure any fully-optioned American pick-up could pull that ship back into the deeper water no problem.
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Sounds like Evergreen Corp needs to make a call. "Hey, which one of ya'll needs a new Superbowl commercial? We'll ship you some trucks to Egypt and back free of charge."

*Cue visual of 20-mule teams of Ford SuperDuty trucks hitched to bow and stern literally ripping the ship apart as they drag it sideways through the banks of the canal*
 
Map8 said:
From watching years of Ford and Chevy Super Bowl commercials, I'm pretty sure any fully-optioned American pick-up could pull that ship back into the deeper water no problem.
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:laughing

Thank you. I needed that.
 
Stolen from another BARFer

We got this.
 

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The entire world’s supply of helium birthday balloons or a sky hook.
Cmon it can’t be that hard. Must be union workers renegotiating their contracts.
 
Well they got a dredge on it now..
But why no help from the other side of the canal?
 

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dude the memes

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afm199 said:
This is a good article.

The only helicopters that can lift ONE fucking container are Chinook Skyhawks, unless the Russian have a model. Those are mostly in the US and it would cost close to $2 million to just FLY one to the Suez Canal, lol. They can move one, yes, one container at a time, out of 20,000 containers.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...nds-of-big-steel-boxes-off-a-ship-in-the-suez
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Got to be a floating crane that can get the job done. Probably on the opposite side of the planet also though.
 
How many bombs would it take to blow the ship apart enough that the pieces could be relatively quickly removed? :teeth
 
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Got to be a floating crane that can get the job done. Probably on the opposite side of the planet also though.
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I didn’t realize but it’s bigger then a f-ing aircraft carrier. Like 300’ longer bigger.

And loaded significantly more
 
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Climber said:
How many bombs would it take to blow the ship apart enough that the pieces could be relatively quickly removed? :teeth
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Didn't work so well on the whale:

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