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The courtesy flush

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If you are using a public / shared bathroom, you must flush as soon as you unload. Right after the unload and before the wipe. Yes you will have to flush twice but society will be better for it.

You may like the way it smells, but no one else does. That is all.
 
My philosphy is that if I have to smell other people's rank ass and they don't give me a courtesy flush, why should I? Besides, shit doesn't stink as bad when it's under water. All a courtesy flush does is splash toilet water on your ass while you're tried to pinch one off.
 
JadedOne said:
All a courtesy flush does is splash toilet water on your ass while you're tried to pinch one off.
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This is good. You will get that so fresh so clean feeling in a single wipe.
 
JadedOne said:
My philosphy is that if I have to smell other people's rank ass and they don't give me a courtesy flush, why should I? Besides, shit doesn't stink as bad when it's under water. All a courtesy flush does is splash toilet water on your ass while you're tried to pinch one off.
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thus spaketh teh jaded one.

yea, she is all knowing in matters scatological. her wisdom unrivaled. if she does not courtesy flush, then neither should anyone else. all hail the goddess of poop! amen.

:jaded :jaded :jaded
 
JadedOne said:
Hi Choppy! Long time no see! ;)
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Hey Jaded! It indeed has been awhile and I'm glad we had this brief moment together to talk about shit.
 
I am not a fan of the courtesy flush, except in dire poo circumstances. I find that the risk of murky ass-splash is too high, especially in those high-volume scenarios. (To be fair and balanced, the air vortexes created by the flush can have a pleasing wafting / cooling effect on the sack, but Gold Bond also provides this.)

The aroma is an unfortunate side-effect, especially after an extended session, which has occasionally caused nasal discomfort to my sweet girlfriend after my famous Saturday Afternoon Specials(tm). Despite my misgivings, it would behoove me to find a way to incorporate this technique into my approach to Runway #2 at home, but otherwise I will forego its application. I will report on my findings and hope to learn to love the courtesy flush in the process.
 
Word is bond. :thumbup I'm still waiting to file a TPS after eating that unchewed corn last night.

ChopStx, good to see you on, man ... and for this thread, no less. What's up dude? Been a while since John's AIM Funhouse!
 
wow, you trd people really know your shit! and, what's more, you get people thinking about shit and matters of shit. what a great service to humanity. keep up the good work. :thumbup
 
I never do the courtesy pre flush, afraid of getting my reprductive unit caught in the swirl.
 
If you are ever in jail, not admitting any guilt here, you must courtesy flush. You will be surrounded by many irate individuals for various reasons. Many times, the felony and misdemeanor arrests will be packed into the same room for processing. The toilet is in open view only slightly removed from the mass of potential criminals. There is no ventilation. Courtesy flushes not only show thoughtfulness to your fellow inmates, it is necessary for survival.

So remember, anyone around you may be a potential felon. Play it safe and courtesy flush.

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What I don't get are the guys that flush the unirinals before going #1. Half the guys at my work do it and I haven't the bloodiest clue as to why.
 
I perform a courtesy flush for myself, if I'm in the middle of a good article, and don't expect to be leaving my seat for a good while.
 
The only time I flush mid session is if things start coming out of the water, like the ancient hawaiian islands after an abnormally large lava flow. Other than that, like others pointed out, I don't want to take the risk of an errant ass-water splash. I WILL concede that I used to do it on my parents' jet toilets because the rush of the air was just too good to pass up. :laughing
 
Mickey_D100 said:
The only time I flush mid session is if things start coming out of the water, like the ancient hawaiian islands after an abnormally large lava flow.
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goddamn mickey, wtf have you been eating? think you're getting too much fiber in your diet.
 
:laughing the first time i've ever heard of it was when i went hiroshima and my room mate was ranting about making a courtesy flush house rules. i'll do it when 1) some one is in the stall next to me and 2) if it reeks so much that i can't handle it.

and why the hell is it that the pubilc (office) toilet makes my squash my package like a mother where the home toilet my package has room to breath?!?!?! can they lipo testicles? it's starting to get old.
 
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