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The courtesy flush

3 times this whole year where i have gone in public restrooms. each time i pre flush when i get in and flush again when i'm done. i once had to hold it for 6 days until i got back from camping
 
I once tried to hold it while camping for about three or four days when I was around twelve. I finally had to cave or explode and got sick for over a week as a result of holding it in that long. :laughing
 
My friend had to hold his shit while backpacking in europe. Messed him up the second day and became constipated. On the 4th day, took him 45 mins to get it out and he gave himself a hemoroid(there's an "h" somewhere but I don't know where). He said it was all pussy (pronounced pus-ee) and bloody. So don't hold it. Thank you.


is this "too much information"...
 
second that on the running water helping the pee flow.

after getting in trouble I had to pee test a few years back in front of my PO, you better believe it when your standing in front of a toilet surrounded by mirrors and a 200 lb dude is standing to your side staring right at your unit, that you will need a toilet flush or two and the sink running to get things going.

Add to that that if you can't go pee 3 times in a row, you go right to jail.
 
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hoax said:
What I don't get are the guys that flush the unirinals before going #1. Half the guys at my work do it and I haven't the bloodiest clue as to why.
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I don't know about anyone else, but it helps get the flow going for me. It's kind of a wierd Pavlovian thing for me. My body just likes to pee into a waterfall.

Plus, sometimes, the previous tennants don't always flush after they use the urinal. I have to say that some guys have the most rotten smelling pee. Pre-flushing removes all bad smells and gives you a fresh urinal to use.
 
It's wierd, the second I get near some woods, I have to take a dump.

I guess I Can't fight mother nature. :jaded
 
wannabe said:
I don't know about anyone else, but it helps get the flow going for me. It's kind of a wierd Pavlovian thing for me. My body just likes to pee into a waterfall.

Plus, sometimes, the previous tennants don't always flush after they use the urinal. I have to say that some guys have the most rotten smelling pee. Pre-flushing removes all bad smells and gives you a fresh urinal to use.
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Tell 'em to lay off the asparagus :teeth

What really makes pee stink is bacteria that grows in the urine, which grows after the urine has left the body (e.g. has been sitting for a while). The bacteria converts components of the urine (I believe the urea) into ammonia.

Fresh urine is actually makes a good disenfectant, in a pinch (important to know if your friend gets a massive wound while you're out in the wilderness).
 
What if you do a courtesy flush and the toilet stops up? Then you're sitting there like a bridge over troubled waters, not yet finished, and still needing to wipe. It's not like you can get up and waddle over to the next stall with your pants around your ankles. Worse yet, what if the toilet actually overflows while you're sitting on it? :green :barf
 
bluenoser said:

Fresh urine is actually makes a good disenfectant, in a pinch (important to know if your friend gets a massive wound while you're out in the wilderness).
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I can just see this. "That's a nasty gash you have on your forehead there, Bob. Lucky for you, I have a great disinfectant."

:laughing
 
OldFatGuy said:
What if you do a courtesy flush and the toilet stops up? Then you're sitting there like a bridge over troubled waters, not yet finished, and still needing to wipe. It's not like you can get up and waddle over to the next stall with your pants around your ankles. Worse yet, what if the toilet actually overflows while you're sitting on it? :green :barf
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oh geezus :wow

At this point you would need to ram your fist in there* to clear the way in order to get things moving in the right direction again.

Butt please wash your hands afterwards.



*the toilet bowl
 
The courtesy flush is a cry for help of those who fear poop.
Poop is good...... it is a natural function of the amazing human body. Enjoy your poop..... if you do not like my poop then go poop elsewhere you poopaphobic person.
:jaded :jaded :jaded

I fart in the poopaphobic's general direction.....
:fart
 
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