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What Does "High Maintenance" Mean To You

littlebeast said:
taken the wrong way, it means 'more trouble than it's worth'. taken the right way, it means 'trouble, but worth it'. :twofinger
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Epic truth!


Most people would prefer a high maintenance SO vs an SO that is so under maintained they become a lazy deadbeat slob.
 
Silence said:
But you'd totally fall under the "self maintained SO" category!
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Oh, such sweet words to my ears! :love

Wendy the dude is clueless about women! You are not high maintenance. You are very meticulous and disciplined in the things you take care of and that is commendable!
 
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Maybe he was trying to offer Wendo a free oil check and lube job? :teeth

Steve
 
Sally is fairly sensitive and frail, so she needs only the best food, climate and sheets. So she is kinda high maintenance.

Its pretty good living in a world of really high thread count.

(Sally has gone snow camping though)
 
This thread reminds me of a company dinner I attended once ... this poor guy brings his girlfriend and she apparently never ate a ceasar salad with the long full leaves of romaine lettuce ... this salad was actually more like a big hunk of romaine but I digress ... anywho she just kept looking at him and then down at her plate and then up at him and down at her plate.

He was like "what?" She said "how do I eat this?" Poor guy ended up cutting up her salad for her and then they got in a fight and left the table. :p
 
Cyclesuzy said:
This thread reminds me of a company dinner I attended once ... this poor guy brings his girlfriend and she apparently never ate a ceasar salad with the long full leaves of romaine lettuce ... this salad was actually more like a big hunk of romaine but I digress ... anywho she just kept looking at him and then down at her plate and then up at him and down at her plate.

He was like "what?" She said "how do I eat this?" Poor guy ended up cutting up her salad for her and then they got in a fight and left the table. :p
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Sounds like she might be high maintenance, or maybe she was still working on softening him up to the point where he would carry her purse without complaint. :wow
 
Climber said:
Sounds like she might be high maintenance, or maybe she was still working on softening him up to the point where he would carry her purse without complaint. :wow
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No. I'm sorry. If the bitch can't figure out how to put food into her mouth to sustain her own life, she's not only high-maintenance, but she's a fucking moron. Next!
 
jenmonkey said:
No. I'm sorry. If the bitch can't figure out how to put food into her mouth to sustain her own life, she's not only high-maintenance, but she's a fucking moron. Next!
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Damn, I like you more every time you post! Eisernkreuz is a damn lucky guy indeed!
 
jenmonkey said:
No. I'm sorry. If the bitch can't figure out how to put food into her mouth to sustain her own life, she's not only high-maintenance, but she's a fucking moron. Next!
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I :love teh JenMonkey! :) She was quite the sight trying to figure out what to do ... the rest of the table is like "FFS woman - just cut the damn thing and put it yo mouth!" :p
 
Cyclesuzy said:
This thread reminds me of a company dinner I attended once ... this poor guy brings his girlfriend and she apparently never ate a ceasar salad with the long full leaves of romaine lettuce ... this salad was actually more like a big hunk of romaine but I digress ... anywho she just kept looking at him and then down at her plate and then up at him and down at her plate.

He was like "what?" She said "how do I eat this?" Poor guy ended up cutting up her salad for her and then they got in a fight and left the table. :p
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I didn't know I worked with you!:thumbup:teeth:laughing
 
High Maintenance is when the emotional return is less than the emotional investment.

Doing a valve adjustment on a desmo Ducati isn't high maintenance to one afflicted by Italian lust, it's almost masturbation to some owners, and just as rewarding.

In my personal life, my wife and I practice what could be referred to as preventive maintenance. We, er, grease one another's bearings on a regular basis, keeps things going smoothly regardless the condition of the nest.

Yeah, that's the ticket, preventive maintenance prevents high maintenance.
 
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