cat_in_sf
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Sorry, I have NO date ideas but this made me laugh. My husband rides a scooter and we have 2 small dogs (5 lbs & 11 lbs) and they're with him most of the time.
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What is your idea of a perfect date?
- Thread starter Godsdarling
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Godsdarling
Smile & Wave for me!
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- Darlene
get back in the basement slave 
Naw, nothing like that
It was a subject that came up with some friends. What surprised me was that the guys stated that they wish their girlfriends/wives were more romantic. Which is not the case on barf which I am finding humerus dude graphic details are unnecessary
I get it, yall are easy to please, steak or seafood and bjs. Not a romantic bone in your bodies 
I'm not sure food and inflatable dildos are a good pairing.
Hooli
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clutchslip
Not as fast as I look.
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Hmmm. Well, that is too bad. You seem like an interesting, social person .... at least by barf standards.
Clarity. Thx.
Oh, I think I see.I don't know about "perfect", but the most memorable ones have always ended in the ER or jail
Maybe too adventuresome? I remember a time or two ......Venice, next time.
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- ...between bikes
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- Heather
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Sorry, I have NO date ideas but this made me laugh. My husband rides a scooter and we have 2 small dogs (5 lbs & 11 lbs) and they're with him most of the time.
Check the basement for dead lady-boy hookers.
Cucumbers FTW!!!!
Britny
Bad Daughter
Four words:
1) Ribs
2) Rum
3) Motorcycle
4) Intelligent conversation (five words
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900ss
Well-known member
Cucumbers FTW!!!![/QUOTE]
Boots and hot pants as well? (now I feel like a proper stalker - sorry)
Boots and hot pants as well? (now I feel like a proper stalker - sorry)
900ss
Well-known member
:laughing voyeurism is your perfect date? :p[/QUOTE said:I did say "with respect".... And no ma'am, that would not be correct.
Hooli
Bonafide
Koi, I know you're still fairly new here, but since I'm in such a good mood tonight I'm going to warn you once:
Don't try to troll Horse. You'll lose every time.
frozenuts
I make words too.
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Naw, nothing like that
dude graphic details are unnecessary
Who said anything about BJs? I was suggesting that the lady in this situation might have a bit of steak juice on her chin, and in order to get the garlic breath to go away, sometimes one needs to gargle...pervert. :|
Hooli
Bonafide
Dar-Dar is no angel. 
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- Heather
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Boots and hot pants as well? (now I feel like a proper stalker - sorry)
[/QUOTE]I stopped wearing anything that showed off the porcelain nature of my legs when I moved to the Bay Area.
Koi, I know you're still fairly new here, but since I'm in such a good mood tonight I'm going to warn you once:
Don't try to troll Horse. You'll lose every time.
One cannot be told about Horse. One must experience Horse to have a full appreciation of him.
Go ahead, Koi. Drop the soap. It'll only hurt more if you fight him.
Hooli
Bonafide
Go ahead, Koi. Drop the soap. It'll only hurt more if you fight him.
Then he'll discover the true meaning behind the Horse handle.
Dubbington
Slamdunk Champion
Best realistic date ever...meaning not a blank check type date....is a date where my jokes are working, she's laughing, she's bouncing back witty one liners, we're trying to stump each other and it feels like its date #30 and not #1.
Had a great simple movie and sushi date bout a month ago. Girl just had a solid strong goofy personality. I was able to be my jackass goofy self right out of the box. It was playful, hard to explain. After the movie she had to email her boss via her phone, some PR emergency. She was following me leaving the theater head down focused on the phone. I was able to get her to walk in a figure 8 and three circles before she looked up and saw I was making her look like a fool. We laughed at dinner bout it and just made fun of each other all night. It was great. Of course she had to move to SF 
Had a great simple movie and sushi date bout a month ago. Girl just had a solid strong goofy personality. I was able to be my jackass goofy self right out of the box. It was playful, hard to explain. After the movie she had to email her boss via her phone, some PR emergency. She was following me leaving the theater head down focused on the phone. I was able to get her to walk in a figure 8 and three circles before she looked up and saw I was making her look like a fool
. We laughed at dinner bout it and just made fun of each other all night. It was great. Of course she had to move to SF
Hooli
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So she moved across the BB? I really don't see the problem here Dubbs. 
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- Heather
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Geography is messin' with a man's ability to get some tail, Hooli-cat. Love does not triumph all--especially the BAY BRIDGE! That's the only reason you're not mine, my little mocha Romeo. 
Bassem
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Geography is messin' with a man's ability to get some tail, Hooli-cat. Love does not triumph all--especially the BAY BRIDGE! That's the only reason you're not mine, my little mocha Romeo.
My New Yorker friend taught me aterm for that: GDB. Geographically desirable booty.