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What is your idea of a perfect date?

DucatiHoney said:
Geography is messin' with a man's ability to get some tail, Hooli-cat. Love does not triumph all--especially the BAY BRIDGE! That's the only reason you're not mine, my little mocha Romeo. :sex
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:shhh


Dubbs is afraid of finding love on BART. :laughing
 
k, i'll bite. but since it's Godsdarling asking the question that just screws everything up.

if i recall, most of us on here are dudes. yes, men with penis' and more simple minds. therefore, most of our answers will be much like mine; "she swallows without complaining and doesn't forget to cup the balls"

mind you, i only read but a couple replies on the first page. i can only imagine Godsdarling's responses would be more like "c'mon guys, it's not all about sex and all that nasty stuff, what about cuddling in front of the fire with rose pedals all around us?"

so what you should have done was ask ONLY THE LADIES what they would deem proper. that or post the question on Oprah's forum.
 
Dubbs, I think that is a very nice date. Laughter is essential. :)
HIglesias said:
k, i'll bite. but since it's Godsdarling asking the question that just screws everything up.

if i recall, most of us on here are dudes. yes, men with penis' and more simple minds. therefore, most of our answers will be much like mine; "she swallows without complaining and doesn't forget to cup the balls"

mind you, i only read but a couple replies on the first page. i can only imagine Godsdarling's responses would be more like "c'mon guys, it's not all about sex and all that nasty stuff, what about cuddling in front of the fire with rose pedals all around us?"

so what you should have done was ask ONLY THE LADIES what they would deem proper. that or post the question on Oprah's forum.
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No clown :laughing I was asking because I was with friends that were discussing it. The guys in the group ALL said that they wished their girls were more romantic. So I thought I would ask it here. But some of you are soooooo simple.

It really was just for yall to think about your perfect date. What would rock your world, if all it takes is steak and a bj, hey, simple it is. No worries. If you like a little more romance then there you go. But I thought it was interesting that all my guy friends that participated in the discussion wanted more romance than guys on barf do :laughing

I do hope your mates read this thread and yall simple guys will never know what it feels like to have a womans soft hands covered in warm oil massaging you because all you want is a steak :p
 
DucatiHoney said:
I stopped wearing anything that showed off the porcelain nature of my legs when I moved to the Bay Area.

One cannot be told about Horse. One must experience Horse to have a full appreciation of him.

Go ahead, Koi. Drop the soap. It'll only hurt more if you fight him. :p
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Hello Honey,

I met you once at a Ducati meet. Its funny, in person you came off very shy and only a tiny bit flirty. Yet here you are a little devil.

I dig your porcelain skin and tight little body. You wouldn't have to drop anything. I would scoop you right up and take you on a wild ride.

Koi on the other hand, doesn't have to worry.
 
Perfect date?

Involves a bathtub with me in it, someone titillating reading erotica out loud, being toweled dry, and the mutual pleasing of one another.

You can throw in some ocean waves and a storm to really make it work.
 
ThumperX said:
Perfect date?

Involves a bathtub with me in it, someone titillating reading erotica out loud, being toweled dry, and the mutual pleasing of one another.

You can throw in some ocean waves and a storm to really make it work.
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:laughing

You just reminded me of one of my more fun dates....

East Tennessee, summer night, in my sisters datsun pickup with a camper shell, MASSIVE thunder storms raging all about....we couldn't wait to get to my place so I pulled off on some road.. could barely see because of all the rain.. we got soaked getting in the back but didn't care and were going at it hot and heavy when the ground started shaking and another thunderous noise (besides the thunder) got us to stop what we were doing then practically shit ourselves as we were lit up like daytime and a train horn let loose ! I had parked about 5 feet from a high speed train line :wow

resuming previous activity was ESPECIALLY sweet :banana
 
planegray said:
:laughing

You just reminded me of one of my more fun dates....

East Tennessee, summer night, in my sisters datsun pickup with a camper shell, MASSIVE thunder storms raging all about....we couldn't wait to get to my place so I pulled off on some road.. could barely see because of all the rain.. we got soaked getting in the back but didn't care and were going at it hot and heavy when the ground started shaking and another thunderous noise (besides the thunder) got us to stop what we were doing then practically shit ourselves as we were lit up like daytime and a train horn let loose ! I had parked about 5 feet from a high speed train line :wow

resuming previous activity was ESPECIALLY sweet :banana
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2 hicks, one cup?
 
mcarb said:
2 hicks, one cup?
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wife/sister ?


:laughing



Ok Dar, here's my idea for a romantic date:

go away for two weeks, make sure the kids are out of the house when you get back ;)
 
planegray said:
wife/sister ?


:laughing



Ok Dar, here's my idea for a romantic date:

go away for two weeks, make sure the kids are out of the house when you get back ;)
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You don't want me posting for two weeks! :cry You want to get rid of me, that's your idea of a perfect date? :p
 
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Godsdarling said:
You don't want me posting for two weeks! :cry You want to get rid of me, that's your idea of a perfect date? :p
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:facepalm

Not away from HERE... away from your hubby ! maybe send him off to antarctica for some ice ?
 
naughty boy!
 
Horse said:
Hello Honey,

I met you once at a Ducati meet. Its funny, in person you came off very shy and only a tiny bit flirty. Yet here you are a little devil.

I dig your porcelain skin and tight little body. You wouldn't have to drop anything. I would scoop you right up and take you on a wild ride.
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Godsdarling said:
:p My perfect date kinda involves a man PG :laughing
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I think he's implying that when your man gets back from Antartica with ice, your "date" would be perfect because you hadn't seen him for 2 weeks.... :facepalm
 
a very naughty date, slip into something nice ;)
 
Hooli said:
So she moved across the BB? I really don't see the problem here Dubbs. :confused
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She moved out there to eliminate 2 hours a day of BART and at 28 is super focused on her fast paced PR career. I was willing to break my SF rule cuz shes dope despite knowing it would be tough but she's not ready.
 
Horse said:
Hello Honey,

I met you once at a Ducati meet. Its funny, in person you came off very shy and only a tiny bit flirty. Yet here you are a little devil.

I dig your porcelain skin and tight little body. You wouldn't have to drop anything. I would scoop you right up and take you on a wild ride.

Koi on the other hand, doesn't have to worry.
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<threadjack> We've met?! Sorry that the meatspace deal was disappointing--I only have two modes: slightly geeky and full-on 'tard. I'm not good in larger groups. The BARF me is the real me, except that I'm waaaay better looking online than in person. </threadjack>

So 'Darling, have you decided what the perfect date is for a guy?
 
PG you need to learn to communicate more clearly :laughing
 
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