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what's the craziest 'ish u ever ran over?!?

i didnt run over it but the fact that i could and where i was was crazy.. i was onyl palmares rd.. in fremont.. going at a good pace.. and there it was in the damn road.. a freakin Peecock what the hell is a peecock doing in fremont... oh man.. nice looking bird.. happy i didnt hit it.. but if i did.. please believe on of those nice feathers would be placed in my visor.. "stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni"
 
car:
i hit a big rig tire late at night, going south on I-25 in colorado at about 130mph...scared the whole hell outta me... pulled over to see cracked front polyurithane bumper....ouch. (drove back and threw the tire off the road so noone else would hit it too)

also hit a rock one time while off roading in my moms sedan...it cracked the transmission pan (or whatever that thing is called) and my brother and i lied and said we hit a big squirrel... it didn't blow over as i had planned. :/


my friends mom's truck:
lots and lots of innocent animals. (i lived in the mountains) :D


bike:
bum in a wheel chair on south van ness (in the fast lane, just about to go under the over pass @ division/south van ness) you know where i'm talking about... god damned bums...


misc:
was driving once, saw a suspicious bum at the same freggin intersection as mentioned above, and sure enough, bum lept onto the hood of the car behind me... lawsuit?
 
ghostriberider0 said:
i didnt run over it but the fact that i could and where i was was crazy.. i was onyl palmares rd.. in fremont.. going at a good pace.. and there it was in the damn road.. a freakin Peecock what the hell is a peecock doing in fremont... oh man.. nice looking bird.. happy i didnt hit it.. but if i did.. please believe on of those nice feathers would be placed in my visor.. "stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni"
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hehehe...i know what friggin peacock you're talkin about...i saw that same one on palomares the other day. fortunately for me he was just minding his business on the side of the road...bobbin his head and everything...

i forgot that in the car i've run over mulitpe stupid skunks, u know, the stupid ones that don't look both ways before crossing and a handful of islands. never people tho, i'm saving that for a special occasion:shhh
 
I hit a big laundry cart some years ago on 101 in San Bruno that resulted in a nasty crash. Ran over a dead deer in the middle of the road on 1 near dog town on my ZX9 and tagged a bird out on 84 a few years ago it was strange cuz I could see him coming like slow motion and I knew our trajectories were going to cross at least it was a small bird.
 
many things, but the one that sticks out is the Ford Truck transmission harmonic balancer...

It's about 5 two foot long sticks of lead, bolted together & probably weighs about 30-40lbs. It was at night on the Nimitz freeway; didn't see it until I hit it w/girlfriend on back. Luckily didn't bail...

It shot between my two center pipes & broke the engine cases right on the case split line. Took Powell HON/KAW a month to replace the cases/rebuild the entire engine...was a real PITA.
 
Ok Peelout7 Evan here.....have a strange request I'm curious about....wanna see how it feels to be run over, I guess real slow, and is this possible without being crushed?? lol No I'm not psycho just fascinated by it I guess,

How would you run me over???

EV
 
My first time on a highway a few years ago almost lead to disaster. Because I was still learning the basics I tried to ride during low traffic hours, like say, late at night. So there I was riding through the onramp on an SV650. A few miles into the highway in the slow lane, I notice something up ahead. Too late. I end up running over a fairly large, fairly dead dog. I swear I went into the air! Or at least it felt that way. I thought I was going to lose it but surprisingly, nothing bad happened. That's pretty much it though I, like DanZX6R, tried to run over a car once. I know what roadkill feels like now.
 
Max Smiley said:
this thread will just show how irresponsible I was in my younger days. I should just not say anything. :twofinger
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Oh come on. Let us know how irresponsible you really are!!!:laughing
 
peelout7 said:
Ok Peelout7 Evan here.....have a strange request I'm curious about....wanna see how it feels to be run over, I guess real slow, and is this possible without being crushed?? lol No I'm not psycho just fascinated by it I guess,

How would you run me over???

EV
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I'm sure they got some sort of friggin fetish website for whatever you're looking for, somewhere. But not here on BARF.
 
plumber said:
What, nobody from Florida? They got gators down there. I had a neighbor from Florida. He never rode over one but it't not that uncommon. It's just like they teach in MSF, butt off seat, lean back a little and accelerate through.
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I ran over a 5 foot gator in my truck 10 years ago in Florida. Name of the road is Alligator alley, cuts right through the everglades, I think another truck got him first though. The road is so dark and so straight that its hard to see it to stop in time when you are doing 100.

One night a bunch of us were hauling ass down that road on our bikes and it was covered with frogs, thousands of them, some kind of mating season thing, we were sliding all over the place on them, I'm surprised no one crashed.:laughing

In N.Y.C. with my bike I ran over a exhaust system muffler and all that fell off a car after it hit a large pothole, that was not fun, I didn't crash but it bent my front wheel, and broke my lowers.

I ran over what I think was a possum, it was night and I was going real fast.

Squirrel, bird, and almost a cop, lucky bastid jumped out of the way in time.:laughing
 
peelout7 said:
Ok Peelout7 Evan here.....have a strange request I'm curious about....wanna see how it feels to be run over, I guess real slow, and is this possible without being crushed?? lol No I'm not psycho just fascinated by it I guess,

How would you run me over???

EV
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Come out tomorrow and lay down on the street, i'll run you over, i'll even do a peelout on you , no charge.:laughing
 
by far the craziest ish i ever ran over was someone else.....
 
I ran over a dead armadillo while I was driving a 1980 Toyota Corolla. The left front wheel hit the armadillo so hard it made the car go up on the right two wheels.

Another time I was driving in the fog on I-5 just South of Seattle when a green plastic lawn chair appeared though the fog. There was no time to avoid it so I hit it straight on. The chair flew apart in dozens of pieces and took out my headlight at the same time.
 
Dead deer on 17... two of them side-by-side were taking up the whole lane, didn't see them until the last minute (scratched up visor, foggy night, oncoming lights) and aimed for the neck... bump bump.

mo.
 
In highschool, I ran over a squirrel on my old CXC500 - nothing exciting about it, other than when I looked back, I had only run over his rear end. The poor bugger was plastered to the ground, and trying to run away with his front legs. I had to turn around to finish the deed out of remorse - I felt bad for ever after that.



And heading north on the 405 at o'dark thirty, trying to beat the commute traffic through LA from OC to Ventura - I was in my (highly modified) '65 Mustang, suffering from a bit of early morning tunnel vision, cruising along in lane 3 at about 75. I looked over to grab for my cup of coffee, looked back up and there was a dark green couch directly in front of me across my lane - still wrapped in plastic like it had fallen from the back of a delivery truck. I barely had enough time to swerve around it, and I would have never made it if my car had the stock brakes and suspension. I had to pull over on the shoulder until I stopped shaking - if there would have been any traffic in the lanes next to me, I'd have been toast...





-Q!
 
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